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  1. @fleudidi yes, it says I am a moron with a delicious chocolate and espresso coating.about 2 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to fleudidi
  2. Apparently I do have a sense of humor, as I played an awesome prank on myself this morning. I wore my favorite white t-shirt to work. Haha!about 2 hours ago from Twittelator
  3. Missing: my sense of humor. Last seen with @toddster and/or @SaidSyd. Reward offered.about 3 hours ago from Twittelator
  4. @dopegirlfresh let me know when you're almost here. I'll draw a bath.about 4 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to dopegirlfresh
  5. @dopegirlfresh yes, yes, you are, but that's okay. Compliments lead to cuddling. Let's cuddle and talk about how fabulous we are. Win/win.about 5 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to dopegirlfresh
  6. @dopegirlfresh but let's agree pulling an all-nighter together will be much more fun in person.about 5 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to dopegirlfresh
  7. I maintain my conviction that sleep is some bullshit. Dragging ass today. Should've stayed up and baked cookies.about 5 hours ago from Twittelator
  8. @Jewles no, Radar's the fetcher.about 12 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to Jewles
  9. @Jewles the hilarious part is how very long he tolerates it. He even has a resigned sigh to go with that face.about 13 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to Jewles
  10. Corporal cuddling. http://moby.to/gf9cjwabout 14 hours ago from Twittelator
  11. @Jewles I feel like you're right. That's awesome.about 14 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to Jewles
  12. Why am I not tired?about 15 hours ago from Twittelator
  13. @toddster I am fancy. Maybe my fanciness will be rewarded with me not chipping my polish who am I kidding.about 16 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to toddster
  14. WHY did I paint my nails an hour before I was planning on leaving the house to go fix things at my store?about 16 hours ago from Twittelator
  15. @AndeeD thanks! fishseddy.com!about 17 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to AndeeD
  16. Photo: Conversation with dinner, reheated in toaster oven: “Okay, macaroni and cheese, you look done. And you... http://tumblr.com/xn43xdk70about 17 hours ago from Tumblr
  17. I've been such an angerball lately it's an absolute shock that I've gone all day without cussing anyone out or crying.about 18 hours ago from Twittelator
  18. @FauxPapa how is your dad doing? I miss him.about 19 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to FauxPapa
  19. @SaidSyd but I'm glad to know you got your caffeine. Still want me to kill- er, fire- that barista? Should only take a phone call.about 20 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to SaidSyd
  20. @SaidSyd Another fun trick: gradually reducing the caf in a regular's drink and then hittin' 'em with full-caf after about a week of decaf.about 20 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to SaidSyd