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  1. @Jewles I prefer the fountain Coke at Circle K.
  2. @kiemzi I've never had one, but I've always felt like I should.
  3. Randomness: the cutest nickname anyone ever gave me was Kir-bear.
  4. Also first person who tweets me "Wish I had that problem!!!" gets stabbed.
  5. Pro-tip for chronic weight-losers: Always. Bring. Safety pins.
  6. I showed astonishingly poor judgment when I chose my pants today.
  7. My superpower is making boys cry.
  8. @toddster no no NO no NO no no.
  9. @toddster is that from oddlyspecific.com, or just from life?
  10. @BADNAKEDAPE all of the above.
  11. @MDuette I'm totally losing it! Haha just kidding lol okay but really I'm losing it
  12. I just ousted @toddster as the mayor of @toddster's sock drawer.
  13. @scottmpeters you can. I think it's one part everything, and two parts everything else.
  14. Two observations: one, McDonalds' drive-through is sadly busy at 1:30 am. And two, I love fountain Coke like a fat kid loves McDonalds.
  15. @scottmpeters an Unfortunate Situation. It's @toddster's recipe.
  16. I'm okay, everyone. @glitterplease was right: rage coma. It's a thing. I'll be up for a while now, so who's hungry?
  17. Now is when agoraphobia starts to feel wrong. Thanks.
  18. Technology don't fail me now.
  19. Oh my god there's noone.
  20. Um do I still have any local friends? Can you help a knitter out?