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  1. @AmandaStrong1 Hey, thanks for #FF love! I had to go look it up, but now I'm enlightened.
  2. Why they can't fake global warming: http://bit.ly/6vbuTP New Scientist Rules!
  3. Editor's tip of the day: Ditch the junk: What does "pushing the envelope" really mean? Does anyone know? Does anyone care? I doubt it.
  4. RT @PaulDewar: I will vote against the HST: http://bit.ly/7GECk0
  5. Editor's tip of the day: A fact is something absolutely true. A factoid is something masquerading as a fact. Confuse them at your peril.
  6. Is there such thing as a non-cranky editor? If yes, is he or she on drugs? If so, where can I find some?
  7. Editor's tip of the day: If you must read a sentence more than once to grasp its meaning, rewrite it. More than twice? Start again.
  8. Am annoyed to discover that daughter refers to us collectively as "the rents" in her FB updates. I feel abbreviated.
  9. RT @FakeAPStylebook: editor in chief - Lowercase, no hyphens. Do not, under any circumstances, shorten to "Chief."
  10. Falling asleep at the wheel, lulled by reams of contorted syntax and dreary content. Must...go...knit....
  11. @YarnHarlot Confused for a moment. Thought "change" meant "coins." DD found $85 on bedroom floor during last cleaning blitz. Oh, well.
  12. RT @ThatRachelH: RT @indigodragonfly: Want to show the Tourism Board how far and wide a Twitter message can spread...pls RT to help! #Ha ...
  13. Editor's tip of the day: Don't try to cover bad writing with $100 words and convoluted sentence constructions. It's annoying and insulting.
  14. @AmandaStrong1 I'd use an en dash, set tight.
  15. @AmandaStrong1 Because they failed to read the style guide?
  16. Note to writers: if your editor asks for 350 words, don't send 500 and tell her you "didn't know what to cut." Bad scene, man. Bad scene.
  17. Writer's tip of the day: On rigid preposition placement rules--"This is the kind of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put."
  18. Editor's tip of the day: What are you doing editing today? It's Saturday! Go home and take the day off. On me.
  19. Heading over to the Woodworking Show at Lansdowne. Daughter's entry has taken 1st place + Jury Award --an internship with Michael Fortune!
  20. Editor's tip of the day: There is an expletive construction in this sentence. Can you detect it? Great--now expunge it.