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  1. Sure hope this sense of security i am feeling isn't false...
  2. The things that are the hardest for me in this life are for the best, right? *sigh*
  3. My kitten is taking unmatched socks to an undisclosed location. Guess I'll start saving bread bags for the kids feet for winter!
  4. Dear Malibu, Baileys, Kahlua and Dr. McGilliduddy's~ You are a bastard and I hate you! Love, Kris ♥
  5. Dear God, I know texting in church is NOT OKAY. But is zapping me w/ a cold, cough, & sore throat an appropriate consequential response?
  6. Dear Weight Watchers~ Do I have to count the soup and crackers I ate if they were technically IN me for less than 15 minutes? Love, Kris ♥
  7. stuck in the 70's today... musically that is!
  8. I just voted for http://pic.gd/2590 Check it out! #TweetPhoto
  9. This day needs a bitch-slap! Enough said!
  10. Please vote for this story: TIDY CATS contest! http://bit.ly/6wG9q
  11. In honor of the first day of school i shall ditch my favorite pink mechanical pencil and use a "Dixon Ticonderoga #2" for the entire day!
  12. Assuming makes an ASS out of U & ME. It also sends the leftover coffee still in the pot all over the counter, floor, & under the microwave!
  13. had a dog for 14 years... kids rarely played with him. Dog-sitting for 10 days and they can't get enough of each other... (kids or the dog)
  14. No matter how many times I change my shirt... my heart is always on my sleeve!
  15. Today a client called me a "shadow of my former self"... who was I and who am I claiming to be now?? Hmmmmmm!
  16. Karma is just a polite way of saying "Payback is a BITCH" and "You so had that one coming!"
  17. Caffeine w/drawl forces me into downloading AIR SUPPLY, RONNIE MILSAP, and AMY WINEHOUSE to my iPod... need. caffeine. NOW!
  18. No time for Caribou or Diet Dew... Hope when the caffeine withdrawls start they take me quickly, quietly, and without incident...
  19. @raychampagne Reduced Fat Wheat Thins taste the SAME!!! Mmmm!
  20. The word "NO" spelled backwards spells "ON"... just saying!