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  1. .@kathygriffin congrats u deserve it!!!! 10:41 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  2. @devBear yikes. and phew. OK enjoy the show. I will hold comment until tomorrow. 8:42 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to devBear
  3. @devBear OMG I'm so sorry. And wrong,. I'm completely wrong. I totally misheard the whole thing. 8:36 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to devBear
  4. OK i'm a few minutes behind on Top Chef thanks to DVR, but SENDING JENNIFER HOME IS SOME BULLSH*T. 8:32 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  5. @PaulRieckhoff seriously? What branch? This needs a spotlight. 8:16 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to PaulRieckhoff
  6. @winebratsf yep, that should do it! 7:52 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to winebratsf
  7. @winebratsf its defective - the hole is there, just hard to see. 7:50 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to winebratsf
  8. One more: Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah. 5:51 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  9. Cannot resist: What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. 5:51 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  10. @Alonis I'm limiting myself to only a few tweets a day... rationing. How the heck are you!!!! 8:51 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to Alonis
  11. @Alonis I think I saw a report that drinking wine actually stops bleeding. 8:44 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to Alonis
  12. Hey cool! Twitter put in Lists while I was gone! 8:38 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  13. @teamvicbo I swear I deserve some kind of award for not. I had to run for my flight after b-room! 1:48 PM Oct 9th from TweetDeck in reply to teamvicbo
  14. The fates do like a good broohaha. Only sink left--next to coulter.Not gonna lie, took more'n my share o' space n flicked water *everywhere* 1:45 PM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
  15. U wud not believe the song playing as we Beelined for the ladies room--- britney's toxic 1:33 PM Oct 9th from txt
  16. Ann coulter! She can barely walk a straight line. 1:29 PM Oct 9th from txt
  17. I'm no f'in kidding. 1:27 PM Oct 9th from txt
  18. I am walking next to a coulter in dfw. Would it be bad form to trip her? 1:26 PM Oct 9th from txt
  19. Crabtree better not be a craptree! GO NINERS! 10:04 AM Oct 7th from TweetDeck
  20. If this video is real, I could not agree more! RT @santhonythomas: @maddow Total disrespect to the president http://bit.ly/3313pe 3:45 PM Oct 1st from TweetDeck
  • Name Kelly McFarland
  • Location East SF Bay Area
  • Web http://web.me.com...
  • Bio Technogeek, huge sports fan (watching and playing), journeyman oenophile. I also love watching politics as entertainment.
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