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  1. people have loved triangles since before pythagoras, what is wrong with loving triangles? about 3 hours ago from web
  2. @Erikhaspresence actually, all the programs i'm applying too will pay me if i get in - fellowships dude, fellowships about 3 hours ago from web in reply to Erikhaspresence
  3. looked over my mfa application and thought: if these people don't except me, they're fucking morons about 17 hours ago from web
  4. think i've been out of texas long enough to like jalepeno again, can't wait to munch on some real enchiladas about 19 hours ago from web
  5. ughulugh about 23 hours ago from web
  6. @crispinbest i've spent all night considering the nature of cheetos and have nothing to show for it except this dish of les mains l'orange 7:05 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to crispinbest
  7. is it just me or have people forgotten that mustaches have been around for like 2,000 years http://tinyurl.com/yjnv8km - get over it 8:04 PM Nov 29th from web
  8. nm re: love, gonna learn the secrets 2 success from @TravelGoddess4u - she has a 3-step formula, which is good because i has 3 fngrs of wsky 5:16 PM Nov 29th from web
  9. there must be some other social networking site i joined that i can check for communication from the outside world where people love me 4:58 PM Nov 29th from web
  10. i've seen so many boobs on tumblr recently i wonder if i will even care when they're finally in front of me again 1:36 PM Nov 29th from web
  11. i'm fnly on goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/3192953.Reynard_Seifert please befriend me via our mutual appreciation of words 1:56 PM Nov 28th from web
  12. gus visco is bringing SF into the 21st century, man - http://www.viceland.com/int/search_author.php?search=gus%20visco (via @VICEMAG) 1:23 PM Nov 28th from web
  13. mothafuckmerlot 11:03 PM Nov 27th from web
  14. november rain is a horrible song but a beautiful thing 4:16 PM Nov 27th from web
  15. wish i had a crew of ta's to research/write my half-baked essay ideas for me 3:06 PM Nov 27th from web
  16. nothing says thanksgiving like pot brownies 11:08 PM Nov 26th from web
  17. @Erikhaspresence it was good, i think there will be some youtube vids soon? kind of a weird place, but yeah: good 8:50 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to Erikhaspresence
  18. i've been wearing my tennis shoes so long my dress shoes seem like dress shoes even though i used to think of them as tennis shoes 11:55 PM Nov 25th from web
  19. ghetto guys walking little dogs will always make me smile 10:47 PM Nov 25th from web
  20. started reading extravaganza, bought a bottle of jack daniels, pervasive feelings of becoming my father resolved by thinking, whatevs 8:06 PM Nov 24th from web