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  1. @whathappened buy yourself a digital recorder and plug it into your cell phone. easy peasy japanesey. WHAT? IT'S JUST A RHYME. 11:42 PM Nov 12th from web
  2. @jeremy_okai good luck with your surgery today! break a leg! wait. what? (totally wanting to rhyme about "mendin' the tendon". no? ok.) 6:18 AM Nov 4th from web
  3. Pen pal update: Found out today his name is Daryl. Of course it is. 4:27 PM Oct 29th from web
  4. @whathappeneed hallowhiner? halloweiner? 9:44 AM Oct 29th from web
  5. @kelmar4 Matrix 2 & 3 must be to SH what Shawshank and Field of Dreams are to Bri. I think he has some sort of sixth sense when they are on. 6:26 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to kelmar4
  6. Is it weird that my 8 year old's pen pal is a trucker? I don't want to sound judgmental but. Yeah. I'll just stop now. 8:32 PM Oct 28th from web
  7. Cover song or punk version of artist's own song? I choose punk. (@rhettmiller, I'm looking at you. 'Haphazardly'? Please? In PDX?Ok? Thx!) 9:41 AM Oct 27th from web
  8. @guster i wish i had video of fur hat guy psyching himself up for the shoot. "jaunty! now sexy! now jaunty! wait. damn!" #longlivefurhatguy 5:54 AM Oct 27th from web in reply to guster
  9. Dear John Denver (RIP): Darn you and your majestic ode to the Rocky Mountains! I get verklempt every time I lay ears on it. 5:51 AM Oct 27th from web
  10. @realjohngreen We just bought a Nissan Versa sedan and are really happy with it. We traded in our '97 Pathfinder via Cash for Clunkers (RIP) 1:11 PM Sep 24th from web
  11. Hate the sad realization that, when you go to bed at 2:30 AM, there are precious few new tweets to read at 6:30. My eyes are two big owies. 6:58 AM Sep 17th from web
  12. @joekwon80 that's not irrational...those things will totally get you! 7:24 PM Sep 14th from web in reply to joekwon80
  13. @zuanne HBD, SK!!!! 7:25 AM Sep 14th from web
  14. @EthanSuplee YES! Way to be on the side of righteousness. Probably also says things like "The two things don't jive," and "hatemongrel". 9:52 PM Sep 10th from web in reply to EthanSuplee
  15. @kelmar4 Triple poop! Totally forgot to DVR it. Damn my eyes. Ok, next time it's on, come to my house for Wine and Glee. #wine #glee #woohoo 6:57 AM Sep 10th from web in reply to kelmar4
  16. Co-worker lamenting a general lack of appreciation: "I only sew for my daughter now." Me: "I only sew for the Lord." Hello, awkward silence. 8:53 AM Sep 9th from web
  17. Dear NPR Reporter Who Sounds Like He's Speaking With Banana in His Mouth: For the love of all that is holy, please just stop. STOP. 6:49 AM Aug 25th from web
  18. Still in love with Patty Griffin's "Living With Ghosts". Still a chick. 9:19 AM Aug 18th from web
  19. "Superman MUST be tired of punching meteors." keaton 6:34 AM Aug 9th from txt
  20. @spinningtippy SAFEST. GRAVY. EVER. 6:51 AM Aug 5th from web in reply to spinningtippy