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klohrenz Toaster is mad. Launched the toast right onto the floor. Not sure what I did to piss it off.
klohrenz If you take a person by the shoulders and shake them and scream, "COMMUNICATE WITH ME," does it help any?
klohrenz If you want it done *at all*, do it yourself. Jeez.
klohrenz @deniseneil It's not going to rain tomorrow. Stan says hot and sunny.
klohrenz So when they said this year's Project Runway cast is the most diverse ever, what they meant was a bigger variety of assholes, right?
klohrenz @ellynangelotti Key is whether false positives outweigh lives saved. And post-mastectomy, self-exam is the only way I'll find a recurrence.
klohrenz @askymi The woman who ran that place lives down the street from my parents.
klohrenz I want tomato soup. And someone to go to lunch with.
klohrenz I did not win the lottery. Very disappointing. I will try very hard to be luckier next time.
klohrenz @ubernostrum Chinese car manufacturers.
klohrenz @askymi But it was ANIMAL CRACKERS.
klohrenz @deniseneil That doesn't sound like a good use of your time.
klohrenz Got free food from the vending machine twice and the oncologist says I'm cured. I felt lucky so I bought a lottery ticket this morning.
klohrenz @mapgoblin @MiracleMan Thanks for the help. Got it figured out with a suggestion from @skatterbean, but I'll take all the ideas I can get.
klohrenz @skatterbean Thank you, thank you. I was thinking something like that, but wasn't sure which attribute to stuff the div id into.
klohrenz jQuery help plz: I have 40 links on a page, each needs to toggle a specific div. How do I pass the name of the div to .toggle()?
klohrenz Assholes.
klohrenz I wish @benlinus tweeted in the offseason.
klohrenz @cophotog Safari on my iPhone crashes randomly (pages that usually load just fine) a few times a week. But the phone as a whole, no.