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  1. I don't like Vodka & I don't like jello.......when they're together I can eat an entire tray! ;)
  2. @TONYROCK JB is friggin' hilarious! I missed him when he came to Helium in Philly....y'all should try to come back together. Just a thought.
  3. My husband just grabbed my leg & said," I can feel your femur" He's so romantic!
  4. @iwasaround Ha! Love the Ghostbusters reference! :)
  5. @TONYROCK Thank you! :)
  6. 1/8/10 it's going down in Audubon NJ. 100 W.Merchant St. Great show! John Moyer is back! Chk out my www.funnyfemalecomic.com for details!
  7. @TONYROCK any word on when Comedy Central is airing your special?
  8. This Friday come to 100 W.Merchant St. 8:30pm! Funny show starring John Moyer, Bob Marsdale & LaTice! www.JohnMoyer.com
  9. EAGLES ARE ABOUT TO WRECK THE COWGIRLS!
  10. Why is Joe Buck looking at Troy Aikman like HE'S in LOVE???
  11. At Dena's house getting ready for TEAM BLIZZARD! Follow OneFunnyMother on twitter!
  12. A little snow is not stoppin' the party tonight! It's still on! LOL!
  13. @johncmayer Definitely 62 missed calls is what she will see! STALK MUCH??
  14. I like sitting outside a bank in my car w/a ski mask on to see how many ppl will still enter the bank!
  15. I love egg nog, it's just no one else likes it when I recycle later! :(
  16. I was hoping that Santa had me on his Naughty list! ;)
  17. I'm up early as hell! I'm excited to see my 3yr.old's reaction to the gifts under the tree! LOL!
  18. Getting drunk off egg nog! I love the holidays, it gives me a reason to drink! :)
  19. Let's get the mama snaps going...Ur mama's so FAT, she thought cholesterol was a new dipping sauce for her nuggets!
  20. @santhonythomas LOL!