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klaatu

Why is it as you get older, the testosterone stops reaching your scalp and pools up in your ears? That stray hair better get back up on top!

klaatu Coke Zero, wasn't he in a classic Godzilla movie? I'm waiting for Coke No Corn Syrup myself. No premium payment or seasonal hoop jumping!
klaatu @leolaporte: Alzheimers been linked to aluminum crossing the blood brain barrier. Avoid AL cookware, AL based deoderants & canning powder.
klaatu @kevinrose If you think girls clothes are expensive, try buying the girl! ;-) You will pay for the rest of your days regardless of choice.
klaatu @bre Diode Zombie: You're gonna start making robot bondage fetish artwork out of spare electronics parts aren't you?
klaatu Mystery Space Machines - 14 http://ln-s.net/20fn
klaatu @alexalbrecht Hello Insurance rate increase. Time to buy your 1st radar detector. Pays for itself if it saves you from a ticket.
klaatu @LibbyBulloff Ah, but Conan: “A man without a moustache is rather like a woman with one” -- Nick Cave
klaatu @ksonney A Singing Dalek http://is.gd/KwZ
klaatu Cancer Cells Revert To Normal At Specific Signal Threshold, Researchers Find http://is.gd/K93
klaatu Will somebody take out this clown?: Mugabe aide tells West: 'Go hang' - BBC News http://tinyurl.com/5syhfw
klaatu Samsung launches EmoDio.com, I think they just insulted Ronnie James Dio by implying he's an Emo singer. oh Lost In Translation.
klaatu Hey Uma's new guy: If ya take a hottie off the market (Elle McP), DON'T put her back on after having a few kids! Thats like double dipping.
klaatu @lisabettany Nikon Launches The D700 http://is.gd/JEw
klaatu Cameron's model boyfriend. http://is.gd/JDK I figured it out! Being a model he's not wearing his glasses. She doesn't look that bad that way
klaatu Remember Margarita is just Spanish for Margaret. But who wants to say I'm drinking a Marge. Sounds like somethin' you'd see on a pron site!
klaatu North Dakota oil Drinkin' da Milkshake baby http://is.gd/JzV
klaatu Perhaps Twitter's problem is they made the API TOO open. Its become the substitute websvc/tracker for too many pseudo svcs. Needs Mainframe
klaatu Standards Set For Energy-conserving LED Lighting http://s3nt.com/dha
klaatu Remember in Tejas you can still shoot a robber running out of your house. In NC just make sure the body is found inside or so I hear.