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  1. So I just learned tonight that when I drink, I flush red all over EXCEPT for a diamond-shaped area on my chest. Unknown superpower?? about 19 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. Nearly 12hrs after #BoxingDay madness begins, I calmly walk into Best Buy to pick up The Dark Knight 3-dc Blu-Ray for $10. #EPICWIN!!!!!!!!! about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. @ineska wait till Jan when everyone's broke and you get things pretty much for spare change ;). That's my plan!! I have nothing left to get. about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to ineska
  4. I push jeans like I peddle crack! 12:39 PM Dec 26th from UberTwitter
  5. RT @CNN Was Jesus Wealthy? http://bit.ly/6IXjqr ...no, he wasn't. Way to fail, greedy Christian Americans. 12:51 PM Dec 25th from web
  6. Christmas lunch leftovers :) http://tweetphoto.com/7227786 11:18 AM Dec 25th from UberTwitter
  7. I love Chinese restaurants for being open on statutory holidays!! And for being inexpensive. :D 10:45 AM Dec 25th from UberTwitter
  8. Dad just asked me, "What colour do you think our new Audi should be?" MERRY CHRISTMAS INDEED. :D 9:13 AM Dec 25th from UberTwitter
  9. Happy birthday, Jesus! I hope everyone has a safe and merry Christmas with their loved ones in this season of sharing!! :D 9:03 PM Dec 24th from UberTwitter
  10. There's nothing as relaxing as falling asleep to Mel Tormé singing Christmas carols. And by relaxing I mean passed out for the entire day. 2:52 PM Dec 23rd from web
  11. Looks like Jasvinder needs to do some ass-kicking. His friend had carelessly parked in the wrong driveway (mine), and now he's owning $ LOL! 4:49 PM Dec 20th from web
  12. Word of advice: if an ass parks on your driveway, confirm w/ neighbours that its not theirs, then call the police and say it's poss stolen. 10:10 PM Dec 19th from web
  13. And the winner of the Mazda3 giveaway is...THE POLICE (not the band). Have fun paying a pricey towing fee, Jasvinder Sidhu. YDI. 10:04 PM Dec 19th from web
  14. WHO WANTS A FREE MAZDA3? Only requirement: can creatively unlock a car door and jump-start the engine. Accepting indemnifies me completely. 9:25 PM Dec 19th from web
  15. WTF? Some dumbass parked on my driveway. Towing company won't help. Cops won't help. WHAT TO DO? 9:13 PM Dec 19th from web
  16. Thank you, @GapOfficial, for playing the best Kings of Leon remix today during work: Use Somebody (RAC Remix) http://tr.im/kolrac 8:28 PM Dec 19th from web
  17. My BlackBerry synced a whole bunch of my Gmail contacts as part of "Canadian Jewish Congress"?!?! 12:20 AM Dec 19th from web
  18. RT @bestdriverever: Making my last ever call to #Rogers. No more bad customer service. GOO @WINDmobile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4:50 PM Dec 15th from web
  19. Who wants to join me tmr @ 10am for the OFFICIAL @WINDmobile LAUNCH?! BLACKBERRY TOMORROWWWWWWW :D 11:04 AM Dec 15th from web
  20. About to overcome the biggest obstacle to signing with @WINDmobile...not celebrating yet - don't count your chickens before they hatch! 7:57 PM Dec 14th from web