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  1. @fuelfrog 295.2 2.699 18.694
  2. @nevenmrgan I see your All Clad and I, too, offer up my Lodge. Your steel is not in the same league as cast iron. Totally not the same.
  3. There are few more annoying ways to launch your product than the tweet pyramid scheme. These are the early days I suppose.
  4. @fuelfrog 285.9 2.569 18.595
  5. Imminent impact @MacHeist (151.7,174.4) Witness it and get DaisyDisk ($20) for FREE to reclaim GBs of space on your Mac! http://macheist.com
  6. I know I am a 'casual' baseball fan, but I'll be damned if I have ever seen Rivera give up a hit, nevermind a run.
  7. Dear, dad, today I tickled my son while screaming 'underpants'. We laughed like hell. Thanks for that.
  8. @eightchidotcom Just like the old days. Maybe we should get an old dude who thinks he's a cowboy to come and yell at us.
  9. @eightchidotcom I suppose your version of 'hanging out' would require me to wear pants, 'cause I prefer to do my shoe gazing 'al fresco'.
  10. Trader Joe's offers 'Handmade Dried Fruit Bars'. I don't think hands really bring anything to the pressed-and-reshaped gelatinous food party
  11. A co-worker has the finest email signature I have ever seen. I think he may have hired a professional calligrapher.
  12. @eightchidotcom WHA??? I sure as hell wish I was. Where are they playing?
  13. @fuelfrog 301.8 2.699 19.865
  14. @eightchidotcom Shhh. The Internet is where all of the Death Cab fans live. That's why when they congregate, things get awkward and morose.
  15. I am starting to think I'd be more productive if I didn't insist on hand-making my shredded cheese from individually wrapped string cheese.
  16. On a related note, I seem to be able to stomach Death Cab again after their abominable show a year-and-a-half ago. http://bit.ly/7EWrV
  17. Embarrassed that the solid roster of artists on the new Twilight soundtrack drove me to purchase it on an impulse. Not terrible.
  18. @JacobGeibRosch Let's be honest, your vision is far from perfect. Now in 1812, you would have been a great designer, Huffman costume or not.
  19. @fuelfrog 291.8 2.519 18.401
  20. The boy has decided that walking beats crawling by a long shot, so now I walk stooped, apelike and holding two eager little hands.