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I have been cranking out pages in Balsamiq all morning. I know in flies in the face of comping in html, but for conceptualizing it rocks10:59 AM Jun 26thfrom Tweetie
Co-worker is executing a masterful Michael McDonald impression. Or maybe Cher. Through the right filter they are remarkably similar.12:43 PM Jun 19thfrom Tweetie
Went to the podiatrist this morning. It was kind of weird and wonderfully quaint - with the exception of the medieval torture techniques.6:52 AM Jun 8thfrom Tweetie
Pretty sure that my tuburculosis was just misdiagnosed as allergies. At least that's what I'll tell the wife to explain the sobbing.5:37 PM Jun 2ndfrom Birdhouse
The Birdhouse screenshot of unpublished toots meme would be much more popular if Twitter wasn't the perfect distribution method. Ah, irony.12:05 PM Jun 2ndfrom web
Feeling pretty macho since Netflix thinks I'll give 'Nights in Rodanthe' 1/2 a star. Now if they'd just tell my wife.8:48 AM Jun 2ndfrom web
I am pretty sure it was the baby who made me deathly ill. And so begins that Oedipal thing I have been watching for. Touché my friend.7:23 PM May 28thfrom Birdhouse
When the boy was born, I marveled at how load babies fart. According to daycare, it is just him that is exceptional. I am so proud.6:39 AM May 20thfrom Tweetie
The boy has an odd affinity for beatboxing. Throw on Dougie Fresh's 'The Show', do some lip-syncing, and I'll rock his little world.9:44 AM May 19thfrom Tweetie
Forgot shoes for my workout today. Luckily it's packed with hipsters at lunch and my black socks and loafers earned me major cred.12:39 PM May 18thfrom Tweetie
Having a garage sale. Because it's May, it's raining and it's Indiana.4:31 AM May 16thfrom Birdhouse
