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Shaving usually feels like such a chore, I kinda think a classy safety razor would make it feel a little more glamorous and old-timey. about 13 hours ago from web
I've been thinking about maybe switching over to a safety razor, prodded by this: http://bit.ly/FOQBL about 13 hours ago from web
@joeychopra when I went to read that article, one of my ads was this "1000s Family Oriented Latin Women Dreaming to be Wives. Choose Yours!" about 13 hours ago from web in reply to joeychopra
Choked, I was laughing so hard! RT:@CharityV Why men don't write advice columns. http://yfrog.com/3nep4dj about 13 hours ago from web
Hello, my name is Shoree. I'm 19, and I have a nifty way to make people think I'm a ho! 11:53 PM Dec 16th from Echofon
Oh... Colbert is two years younger than Stewart. 11:46 PM Dec 16th from Echofon
Funny/painful realization made while watching The Daily Show: If I banged Jon Stewart, he wouldn't be my oldest.... How old is Colbert? 11:43 PM Dec 16th from Echofon
@pdslilsis whaaa? 11:13 PM Dec 16th from Echofon in reply to pdslilsis
@joyfulspark :) yeah, I used to be into jewelry making, glass blowing, all sorts of stuff. I made clothes for my dolls, too. 4:59 PM Dec 16th from Echofon in reply to joyfulspark
Reached for a necklace only to discover the clasp is broken. Again. Time for a jewelry repair day! http://twitpic.com/ts77c 12:35 PM Dec 16th from Echofon
So perfectly put... RT @RumiQuotes: Dissolver of sugar, dissolve me, if this is the time. Do it gently with a touch of a hand or a look. 9:05 AM Dec 16th from Echofon
Hiding in bed, feeling sorry for myself. Also, wtf am I doing awake at 7:45? I went to sleep, like, 3 1/2 hours ago. 7:49 AM Dec 16th from Echofon
Listening to philip glass, feeling a little sad I gave up piano.... I can't beleive I used to be able to play this stuff 11:40 PM Dec 15th from Echofon
my mom sounds like a wreck over the phone.... i hate not being able to do anything. 9:48 PM Dec 15th from web
My mom is frantically trying to find the next flight to pakistan...as usual, there are just a few, and mostly booked. 9:47 PM Dec 15th from web
Got a call from fam in Pakistan. My grandma is in & out of a coma, but refusing to die till my mom gets there...she's held out 3 days so far 9:36 PM Dec 15th from web
Cuddled up in bed, editing my amazon wishlist. 8:33 PM Dec 15th from web
@Kajitsu how'd you win that? 2:26 PM Dec 15th from Echofon in reply to Kajitsu
@hellaricky I noticed thaat yesterday, I could hear the ocean from keg & bottle! 2:24 PM Dec 15th from Echofon in reply to hellaricky
@missaraholmes props on the streetracing, lol :) 2:15 PM Dec 15th from Echofon in reply to missaraholmes

Name Kishoree Keislar
Location Isla Vista, CA
Web http://www.andthe...
Bio First year student at UCSB. I like the smell of basil, eggplant purple, crunchy peanut butter and the ocean. I wish I knew what I want to be when I grow up.