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  1. @minxie I always heard that some quality time with a sausage leaves a woman happy.about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to minxie
  2. At the fox & hound, watching the sociology department grad students do shots.about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @minxie literally, or metaphorically?about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to minxie
  4. Dragged out to play pool. Woe.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. @tfln (630): he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.1:49 PM Nov 6th from Twitterrific
  6. google pushed out a free javascript compiler/debugger/optimizer/library/templates... http://code.google.com/clos...6:51 PM Nov 5th from Twitterrific
  7. @causticjb rt Interesting: http://www.hackerfactor.com...?/archives/322-Body-By-Victoria.html6:34 PM Nov 5th from Twitterrific in reply to causticjb
  8. also: I hope all the impatient assholes driving in the median get a flat. Where's my box of roofing nails?!4:00 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  9. Traffic lights dark at 2818 and George bush. #bcstx3:56 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  10. Traffic in cs is severely effed and I really have to pee.3:53 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  11. Multiple aCcidents at 2818 and 60. #bcs3:39 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  12. It's not that I'm unmannered; I just don't give a shit.12:35 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  13. @jwage Happiest two days in a man's life: The day he buys a boat or watercraft, and the day he sells it.8:18 PM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific in reply to jwage
  14. From @TFLN: (979): I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar6:49 PM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
  15. @theeagle 14 votes? No wonder you're in journalism!6:39 PM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
  16. @confedswht BAHAHA. That's awesome. So makes me want to get a roommate again... *sigh*2:18 PM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific in reply to confedswht
  17. @echosa I think the 'dry' means that they left the water out, but still diluted it somehow. You shoulda said something at the office.5:23 PM Nov 2nd from Twitterrific in reply to echosa
  18. @jcarouth You're the one that asked me to "censor"... agree it was disgusting, curse me for sharing, and move on ... or get a life.2:00 PM Nov 2nd from Twitterrific in reply to jcarouth
  19. @jcarouth Not even, but thanks for the idea to post it there. Also, in the real world dirty things happen. Welcome to the real world.1:53 PM Nov 2nd from Twitterrific in reply to jcarouth
  20. @jcarouth Censor myself? I didn't put any dirty words in there. That wasn't even nsfw. I simply shared a disturbing experience.1:49 PM Nov 2nd from Twitterrific in reply to jcarouth