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  1. @laursvolta staying low key this year. No gifts needed. Broke and saving to move again. Will you be coming to the burgh for the holidays? 7:17 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie in reply to laursvolta
  2. Another month of not getting pregnant. Had my hopes up this month for a Christmas surprise. Starting to wonder if it will ever happen. Sad. 5:01 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  3. Things I'm craving: Chinese food, sweet potato fries, a nice crunchy salad. Maybe not all together but damn that would be sweet. 6:52 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  4. I think of "Baby it's Cold Outside" as a date rape song. Anyone else? No means no. 1:01 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  5. @NewlinsGhost eww. Was it his donut originally? 3:11 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to NewlinsGhost
  6. First night back at yoga in a long time. Feels good to sweat out all the bad mojo. 5:54 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  7. Lifetime movies are so disturbing. I'm going to have nightmares tonight from all the dementia I've witnessed. 6:37 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  8. Watching live tv in the bedroom while a football extravangaza is happening in the living room. Too much pressure watching w/o TiVo! 3:54 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  9. Watching TBL always makes me hungry. Craving garden salsa sun chips! 6:23 PM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  10. So much freaking drama on biggest loser. No one died people. Calm down. 5:49 PM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  11. I'm bored. 3:26 PM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  12. This car appeared across the street today. The entire backseat is filled with plastic bags. Weird. http://yfrog.com/0bgsidj 11:18 AM Oct 10th from Tweetie
  13. It could have crawled in my ear like Claire Danes' friend in that prison movie. 7:00 PM Oct 5th from Tweetie
  14. And it wasn't just 'a bug' it was a CENTIPEDE. On. My. Neck. Those things are the devils spawn. 6:56 PM Oct 5th from Tweetie
  15. @jmp25 dude! I have to boil my body and my clothes. I will never peacefully sit on the couch again. I'm going to have nightmares. 6:49 PM Oct 5th from Tweetie in reply to jmp25
  16. Using our olive garden gift cards from the in- laws as our night out. They have pumpkin cheesecake and jeff is pumped. 4:49 PM Oct 3rd from Tweetie
  17. Just saw The Informant. Meh. 1:47 PM Sep 28th from Tweetie
  18. Does it make me a cougar if I think that Zac Efron is cute? I'm getting old. 7:13 PM Sep 26th from Tweetie
  19. One year ago today it was the night before my wedding. Couldn't sleep & almost accidentally erased entire iPhoto library. Good times. 4:47 PM Sep 25th from Tweetie
  20. Our car is fixed! Heading to pick it up now. Hope it looks good. 11:18 AM Sep 25th from Tweetie