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  1. Dear Mr Industrious, 8:30 is just too early to be mowing your lawn.
  2. During my lunchtime walk, I had to step aside while a septuagenarian rolled by. On a Segway! Seriously!
  3. #NHLdraft pick 22: #Canucks take forward Jordan Schroeder from U of Minnesota.
  4. Just shelled out $300 on plants for my garden. I hope I don't kill them all again this year.
  5. Received a shiny new MacBook Pro today. First time I've used a Mac. :)
  6. Beach time is over. Now I'm shedding my skin like a lizard.
  7. @flickchart - A bubble sort where О(n²) for n = 300 means it will take me 50 years to get The Sound of Music out of my top 20!
  8. Nice! Just passed a guy backing down the highway to retrieve a ladder that flew off his truck.
  9. Enjoying the 3Bs for another 8 days (beach, books and beer).
  10. Good news: U.S. vacation = Hulu! Bad news: Hotel bandwidth.
  11. "Ingenuity, a feeling for incongruity, and a sense of economical expression are crucial to both mathematics and humor" - John Allen Paulos
  12. RT @remarkablogger "I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second." ~Steven Wright
  13. Observing the National Day of Mourning to remember those persons killed or injured on the job.
  14. Learned about interference engines... broken timing-belt = scrap metal!
  15. Enjoying a bottle of wine and watching the Canucks. I think I need a bigger TV.
  16. Luuuuui! Luuuuui!
  17. Brushed my puppy outside today, now the crows are collecting up her fur for their nests.
  18. Assembling a BBQ in my garage while it snows outside. Am I being overly optimistic?
  19. Twitter on crack ... http://twitterfall.com/
  20. Just watched Marc Andreessen on Charlie Rose for the full hour. An excellent, excellent interview! http://tinyurl.com/c5rnds