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  1. @McGeffers Dude, I've read that story. It ends poorly.
  2. Starting to think maybe Laura and I should get gay-married to each other out of solidarity.
  3. Netflix's “Watch Instantly,” if poorly named, is nonetheless among my favorite things. @Lor662 and I are watching classic movies galore.
  4. Twitbit looks nice and all, but I really can't see myself using any Twitter client that doesn't integrate with Instapaper. Tweetie FTW.
  5. @petersagal not when the book is Harry Potter, if history tells us anything.
  6. The Other Boleyn Girl really is as bad as it's cracked up to be, despite all the lovely ladies.
  7. @idlethink crap, I'm usually sleeping when I should be sleeping. Does that mean I'm doing it wrong?
  8. Neko Case KILLED on last weekend's episode of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me: http://bit.ly/rN7Kd. Kind of makes me want to buy her music.
  9. Just got an offer to publish a paper I apparently wrote in 1993. At age 12. At an email address I got in 2005. I am the luckiest man alive!
  10. Just discovered this bit of deliciousness: YouTube - ShowMeTheCurry's Channel: http://bit.ly/E0BCC
  11. @McGeffers I'm telling you, it's criminal.
  12. Guys, did you know that underground railroads aren't actually underground?
  13. Admonition overheard at the park across the street: “You don't hit girls!” No, lady. You don't hit *anybody.*
  14. “Luke, I am your father. j/k LOL!!!” #1stdraftmovielines
  15. I am sick and tired of all the motherfuckin' babies and small children on this motherfuckin' plane. #1stdraftmovielines
  16. RT @lor662: The greatest trick the devil ever played was that time he saran-wrapped the toilet. #1stdraftmovielines (co-produced by moi)
  17. “Love means having to beg almost every time.” #1stdraftmovielines
  18. I bought @lor662 a wedding dress. We have a baby. @birdhouseapp got awesome themes. #dreamsfromlastnight
  19. Watching Dead Like Me. I like the parts shot from the perspective of the de-orbiting Mir.
  20. @klwootton sounds amazing!