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  1. Snow day!
  2. Adobe Updater, you unmitigated piece of crap.
  3. What do you mean you carry Thing 1 shirts but not Thing 2 shirts?
  4. Guy behind me to friend: "You got the H1N1 Vaccine? Are you kidding me? I wouldn't let them inject that poison in me if you paid me."
  5. @smajda Bender & Society #funnycitationtypos
  6. Fireballed by @gruber, Lou Reed's server needs new transformer.
  7. In a carrel at UNC library. The accreted graffiti scratched on the carrel desk, wall, and shelf is like a steampunk YouTube comment thread.
  8. @seanmcarroll Yeah but the location is terrible.
  9. I tried this at home and, sadly, the same thing happened. http://bit.ly/tuwuu
  10. @pnh I hear Starbucks are working on a Signature Pumpkin Spice Klavacchino for next year.
  11. I have a smeurtering of Leurp
  12. "The Wizard of Oz" is a bizarre film. I had forgotten about the monkeys.
  13. @gruber Or, indeed, fucked.
  14. @carriejenkins Bad Advice: "You should ask a philosopher what to do".
  15. @Juan You kind of led with your chin on that one, I'm afraid ...
  16. @Juan They've always worked for me so far.
  17. @fetner Interhemispheric madness! Has he started talking about long blacks and flat whites yet?
  18. Got invited to Irish Times Debate 50th Anniversary Dinner. Entertaining Lark in Dublin or nightmare reunion of Hibernian Bores Of All Ages?
  19. Two Mad Dogs of Empiricism #titleneedsapaper
  20. @Juan It's an ill Real Estate Apocalypse that blows no-one some good.