kittyvonkita
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Wouldn't it save time if they just made diapers with poop already imbeded in them?
8:47 AM Aug 27th
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Do golden retrievers come in brown?
5:20 PM Aug 4th
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I tried reading a book once, but the remote was broken.
5:19 PM Aug 4th
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Pie doesn't have square roots.
5:18 PM Aug 4th
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Think of all the landfill space we would save if we just threw the landfill in the trash!!!
5:17 PM Aug 4th
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Ew, the label said "it tastes great!", but the label didn't taste good at all!
3:23 PM Jul 30th
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I made a cake full of spiders. So I fixed it and made one full of ants!
7:10 AM Jul 17th
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Life is like Barbie's boobs. Cold, Hard, and without a point.
7:10 PM Jun 28th
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Packins- The act of which a duck tries to have sexual relations with a wooden decoy.
10:39 AM Jun 20th
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Did God ever give Mary child support money for Jesus?
10:30 AM Jun 20th
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Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm busy wearing a necklace.
10:25 AM Jun 20th
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I wanted to get married once, but my fiance fell in love with another invisible person. :(
10:24 AM Jun 20th
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Ack! I'm caught in the air! Help!
10:07 AM Jun 20th
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Jesus saves, passes to Moses- shoots- scores.
7:31 PM Jun 17th
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I'm out of ketchup so I'm forced to eat my mustard plain.
2:59 PM Jun 17th
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Does anyone know the difference between a diary and a journal? I tried them both, but they taste just the same.
2:55 PM Jun 17th
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The sign says "Falling Rocks", but I'm afraid I must disagree.
2:52 PM Jun 17th
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After much frustration and years of searching, I have finally found my milk mustache. IT'S RIGHT HERE, ASSHOLES!
9:50 PM May 26th
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This isn't a bathmit!!!
5:30 PM May 24th
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I found my bathmit.
5:29 PM May 24th
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- Name Kitten
- Web http://myspace.co...
- Bio I like things that rattle like keys and shoes, and warm things like ham and my cat.
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