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  1. I'd like to make it clear that I haven't had an affair with Tiger Woods, although for a time I was Peter Oosterhuis's sex slave. #fb
  2. I was a bit perturbed to find so many people in the gym at 8am on a Sunday. But I suppose I was there as well so can't really judge. #fb
  3. I haven't been twittering much recently because there's a TachyonTV recording session tomorrow and I have to save my voice. #fb
  4. Currently watching the Christmas episode of Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width. It's tolerable. #fb
  5. Is Charlize Theron on nitrous oxide? I'll have what she's having. #worldcup
  6. Leave work, gym, Xmas specials, podcasting, football, sleep, wrapping presents, eating. That's the weekend sorted. #fb
  7. Thinking of banging Tiger Woods' wife just to get them to stop fighting. (via @mrdavehill)
  8. #FF @TestMatchSofa Do they get downhearted when there's no cricket? No, they commentate on anything as long as they don't have to move.
  9. If you want an irreverent commentary on the World Cup draw then head to @TestMatchSofa (http://bit.ly/7iE23C at 4.45pm and relax
  10. @benmorrisillo Yes. Jimmy Jewell and Hylda Baker despised each other as well which didn't help the atmosphere
  11. @andymdavidson Will do. The 1975 Christmas Box started OK but the Chitty Chitty ending was grim. Were they all paralysed? No-one moved!
  12. @benmorrisillo Yes I have the ITV Xmas set, but sadly that wasn't my first experience of Nearest.. Not on Your Nelly is even worse!
  13. Les Dawson's Christmas Box 1974. I'm starting to get in the festive spirit. #fb
  14. Watching Christmas sitcoms. I'm hoping The Likely Lads will obliterate the memory of Nearest and Dearest. #fb
  15. @KeeperOfPybus Her novel "The Trick is to Keep Breathing" is very good.
  16. From now on I'll be twittering on work-related topics from @pjwillibrary so follow me there as well if library stuff floats your boat #fb
  17. @KeeperOfPybus No you don't!
  18. @joypalmer It is genuinely alarming how charming I feel...
  19. @RobWRoss With Butterworth on your side, how could you lose!
  20. Whenever I feel down in the dumps, I remind myself that at least I don't look like Simon Heffer http://bit.ly/4ttroA #fb