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  1. As terrifyin' I am of da dude how da hell can ya turn down 6'4" of hot Viking! ... first rule of bite club... give it up gurrrl!
  2. tweeps don't listen to @SookieBonTemps I've had da blood and her lips may be sayin' no but her whore-moans are sayin right here right now!
  3. @SookieBonTemps no Sook yous da "call girl".. "May I call on you?"
  4. well can't blame a hookuh for tryin'
  5. well shit I can get @Ericnorthman a piece of @SookieBonTemps maybe boyfren will cut me some slack on dis V biz
  6. Mm hm profanities is da first transgression then its sin city!
  7. Those two playin' mo' games than the Bon temps football team!
  8. @EricNorthman @SookieBonTemps shall I call up da Bon Temps motel fo' you two?
  9. RT @NadeauB1: LOL Lafayette just slapped the shit outta Tara (True Blood).
  10. Hookuh! @KurtHummelGLEE don't make me cut yo falsetto! in reply too http://twitter.com/KurtHummelGLEE/status/6680442081
  11. well if my momma aint dead hookuh betta have a damn good explanation!
  12. Since they were naughty I got @TigerWoods a tribunal from the Vampire Magister for #TBxmas http://bit.ly/5vdhSR
  13. Since they were naughty I got @VampireMagister a tribunal from the Vampire Magister for #TBxmas http://bit.ly/5vdhSR
  14. I got @SnoopDogg Lafayette's Thong for #TBxmas http://bit.ly/5vdhSR
  15. Q:what's the secret to Hamburgers Lafayette?... A:The sauce! http://formspring.me/kitchenbitch/q/1016455 #formspringme
  16. Q:Would you lick the egg? A:Tara's Egg? sure baby http://formspring.me/kitchenbitch/q/1015990 #formspringme
  17. Q:Bill or Eric? A:If you saw my dreams yous wouldn't even ask ;)... http://formspring.me/kitchenbitch/q/1012988 #formspringme
  18. Q:Vampire or Human? A:yes please as long as they SEXY! http://formspring.me/kitchenbitch/q/1012950 #formspringme
  19. Q:Sookie or Mary-Ann? A:Maryann fo' unknown reasons http://formspring.me/kitchenbitch/q/1013023 #formspringme
  20. Q:Give or Recieve? A:baby it's karmic! http://formspring.me/kitchenbitch/q/1012796 #formspringme