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  1. Girl says: "texting is so last year, mom" while blaring some music from her phone's built-in speaker.
  2. @bronwyn it's seriously the bomb.
  3. gah, stupid me. I think I just left my amex at a taco bell. oops.
  4. ok net2ez. you've done burned the bridge. stop throwing gas at it. dumbasses.
  5. I bought some propane and propane accessories. Now I just need to drink some beer in an alley
  6. today's word is: blech.
  7. Feeeeeeeeeeeeesh
  8. OH: nugget please
  9. see? healthcare doesn't have to be expensive to be profitable! http://online.wsj.com/artic...
  10. @glenj hookers and blow.
  11. just discovered parselets.com. verdict: omgwtfAWESOME
  12. @rickt yea, still in aon. puck, eh? what was the damage?
  13. @rickt where'd you get that and when are you going again?. :P
  14. @donttrythis and kicking more ass, I just voted for mythbusters (among other things... HIMYM is geeky? wtf? just because of NPH?)
  15. RT @donttrythis: We are officially now kicking ASS at this poll. http://twtpoll.com/ib1p42
  16. small dining rooms are a pain in the neck!
  17. @Thingee did they just tell you to remove the tethering thing from your phone too?
  18. Err. Did I just walk past Kobe bryant?
  19. @pinguino run really really cold tap water over it for about 10 minutes, then take an ibuprofen (or your favorite pain killer)
  20. @bronwyn and the frozen pre-cooked was good? I just use regular quaker oatmeal now, but I've heard the steel-cut oats are way better.