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  1. My mother is so deeply sensitive. Another successful visit! http://myloc.me/1MQCa
  2. someone needs to invent twitter for showers, because that's where i have my most profound thoughts.
  3. @johncmayer kittens.
  4. @TheVar baby, i'll never get over you.
  5. anyone else get vaguely offended when a person who once had a crush on you no longer does?
  6. tonight for dinner, we are having fail. #fml
  7. Psht, #starbucks, your wireless system is a piece of shit. http://myloc.me/1KhUf
  8. @jason_mraz do people even use the phone to call anyone anymore? serious question here.
  9. Nap undone by kitchen utensil drumset. Where's the pie? http://myloc.me/1J98o
  10. #iamthankfulfor my kids who are obnoxious and crazed because they're healthy and loved.
  11. @katelynd our boyfriends are tweeting each other!
  12. At the zoo, the husband has gotten "karma cameleon" stuck in my head. Thanks. http://myloc.me/1HBhZ
  13. #imthankfulfor the awesome people i've managed to surround myself with.
  14. Probably a good thing I'm not heaily invested in getting this job... http://myloc.me/1GzEb
  15. @swallowedskips I'M STILL CLEANING IT UP.
  16. i leave for 45 minutes and @johncmayer starts tweeting the fuck out of people. apparently this is the sign i'm officially to be a hermit.
  17. Someone make this movie stop sucking. Please. http://myloc.me/1CsTQ
  18. There are a frightening number of people here. For new moon? Really?! http://myloc.me/1CoVx
  19. Chapter 20 finished. Theory of change of scenery worked! Last chapter and epilogue left. http://myloc.me/1BWNA
  20. @TheVar club a baby seal? Kick a puppy? Push over an old lady? http://myloc.me/1BV9I