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  1. People who make political tweets and post political crap to Facebook all day when they used to be normal can kiss my nonpartisan bunghole!
  2. Hey, Bluetooth headset guy talking out loud and looking like a crazy person talking to yourself, kiss my hands-free bunghole!
  3. Realizing you've been walking around town with eye boogers can kiss my bunghole but the friends who didn't tell you can kiss it twice!
  4. People who don't know when it's their turn to move at a four way stop can kiss my bunghole when I sound my horn. Hoooooonk! Kiss it jackass!
  5. Kids who come back to my door for more candy can kiss my bunghole. There's a treat.
  6. Hacked Twitter accounts that message me and say "hi. i lost excess fat . . . " can lose weight by kissing my bunghole repeatedly. Kiss it!
  7. People who start rumors can kiss my bunghole. Just like that time so and so kissed so and so's bunghole. So and so told me. Kiss it!
  8. Getting rammed by a cart while sitting in your car and having the jackass culprit look at you like it's your fault can kiss my bunghole.
  9. Stepping in a puddle with tennis shoes on can kiss my wet bunghole.
  10. People who tell me what to think can kiss my bunghole.
  11. Having a pimple inside your ear can kiss my bunghole!
  12. Some days EVERYONE can kiss my bunghole. Except for all you fine people of course.
  13. People who twitter "links" by telling you to go to suchandsuch.com without actually making it a link can http://www.kissmybunghole!
  14. People who send tweets re: how I can "make money fast" can save their $ and kiss my bunghole 4 free! Saving people $ one bunghole at a time.
  15. People who email me and tell me Bill Gates is sharing his fortune can kiss my bunghole! Give me a smooch. Idiots.
  16. Idiotswhoparkrightnexttoyouinaparkinglotsoyoucan'tgetbackinyourcarwhenyougetoutofthestorecanKISSMYBUNGHOLE!
  17. Doctor's offices that screw up appointments can kiss my bunghole and call me in the morning.
  18. Facebook requests 2 join dumb causes can join my cause with little effort. I call it "kiss my bunghole!" Quit sending me crap and smooch it!
  19. Dear jerk who flipped me off when I pulled into a parking spot I waited 4 longer than u ... kiss my bunghole! I'll be right here in my spot.
  20. People who borrow DVD's and don't return them can watch this special feature: kiss my bunghole!