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  1. People who make political tweets and post political crap to Facebook all day when they used to be normal can kiss my nonpartisan bunghole! about 5 hours ago from web
  2. Hey, Bluetooth headset guy talking out loud and looking like a crazy person talking to yourself, kiss my hands-free bunghole! 7:02 AM Nov 19th from web
  3. Realizing you've been walking around town with eye boogers can kiss my bunghole but the friends who didn't tell you can kiss it twice! 7:33 AM Nov 13th from web
  4. People who don't know when it's their turn to move at a four way stop can kiss my bunghole when I sound my horn. Hoooooonk! Kiss it jackass! 6:13 AM Nov 6th from web
  5. Kids who come back to my door for more candy can kiss my bunghole. There's a treat. 10:38 AM Oct 31st from web
  6. Hacked Twitter accounts that message me and say "hi. i lost excess fat . . . " can lose weight by kissing my bunghole repeatedly. Kiss it! 1:13 PM Oct 30th from web
  7. People who start rumors can kiss my bunghole. Just like that time so and so kissed so and so's bunghole. So and so told me. Kiss it! 6:56 AM Oct 28th from web
  8. Getting rammed by a cart while sitting in your car and having the jackass culprit look at you like it's your fault can kiss my bunghole. 1:41 PM Oct 26th from web
  9. Stepping in a puddle with tennis shoes on can kiss my wet bunghole. 9:35 AM Oct 23rd from web
  10. People who tell me what to think can kiss my bunghole. 2:15 PM Oct 12th from web
  11. Having a pimple inside your ear can kiss my bunghole! 12:13 PM Oct 4th from web
  12. Some days EVERYONE can kiss my bunghole. Except for all you fine people of course. 11:43 AM Oct 1st from web
  13. People who twitter "links" by telling you to go to suchandsuch.com without actually making it a link can http://www.kissmybunghole! 3:58 PM Sep 27th from web
  14. People who send tweets re: how I can "make money fast" can save their $ and kiss my bunghole 4 free! Saving people $ one bunghole at a time. 1:53 PM Sep 23rd from web
  15. People who email me and tell me Bill Gates is sharing his fortune can kiss my bunghole! Give me a smooch. Idiots. 10:26 AM Sep 23rd from web
  16. Idiotswhoparkrightnexttoyouinaparkinglotsoyoucan'tgetbackinyourcarwhenyougetoutofthestorecanKISSMYBUNGHOLE! 10:46 AM Sep 21st from web
  17. Doctor's offices that screw up appointments can kiss my bunghole and call me in the morning. 1:09 PM Sep 18th from web
  18. Facebook requests 2 join dumb causes can join my cause with little effort. I call it "kiss my bunghole!" Quit sending me crap and smooch it! 10:54 AM Sep 7th from web
  19. Dear jerk who flipped me off when I pulled into a parking spot I waited 4 longer than u ... kiss my bunghole! I'll be right here in my spot. 4:20 PM Sep 6th from web
  20. People who borrow DVD's and don't return them can watch this special feature: kiss my bunghole! 12:35 PM Sep 2nd from web
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