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  1. Done with the semester! Now a lunch meeting, then staff meeting, and tonight a Christmas party with the BSU board!
  2. "What if David grew a beard?" -Caitlin "I would be strangely aroused" -Stormie
  3. RT @StephenAtHome: if jesus was an alien, he'd have said "turn the other five cheeks"
  4. 101 days 9 hours and 40 minutes until kids start showing up for Barren! Woot Woot! Get ready @midmovision!
  5. @espressovein too bad @vidacoffeeco isn't up and running. I might have to stop at starbucks on my way back to the BSU. #coffeesnobcrime? :D
  6. While loading my car this morning my phone fell out of a pile of clothes headed to Goodwill. #luckyfind (only 156 new messages)
  7. Splitting headache officially slept off. Now, if I could only find my phone I would be all set.
  8. "I've never seen people eat so much in my life. Of course I don't eat much because all I do is crochet and read my Bible." -my great grandma
  9. 19 people sitting around a table eating turkey tacos and one 6 year old swinging in a hammock eating chicken nuggets. #greatnight
  10. "Did you see what your mom made? Dirt dessert and mexican fruitcake: dirty mexican. Like i wasn't going to catch on" -my dad
  11. My dad just dropped a tortilla into the hot oil and shouted carpal tunnel. #backingupnow
  12. Chorizo is simmering, beans are refried, corn tortillas are stacked and its about time to start stuffing them with turkey and frying them up
  13. @jordinone I envy you.
  14. Forget thanksgiving! Today is turkey taco day!
  15. I made the mistake of thinking my relatives understood texting as I was trying to explain twitter
  16. I am reminded that when trying to explain a concept that is foreign to someone I must start with knowledgee that we share.
  17. "if it has other stuff in it why do they call it spinach dip?" -Mike "because artichoke heart dip doesn't sound very appetizing" -Jonathan
  18. RT @hundiejo: I pray that we tell God's story today with our feast, not ours and not the empire's.
  19. Tonight we saw a movie about a white family adopting a black guy named Mike. #irony
  20. Awake...now