kirschty
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@ @ I believe the record for Most Whores belongs to Fuzzy Zoeller. Chicks dig The Fuzz.
about 8 hours ago
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Was forced to see "Planet 51" this weekend, and all I could think about was how much better it would have been if Pixar did it.
about 9 hours ago
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@ RE: Tiger v. Jack, yes, of course. He's still only 34 yo. He'll be back, and he'll be strong. TW will break Snead's record, too.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to RandBall
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It's a pleasure just to have been considered, but no, I'll have to pass on all those FuckBook invitations in my junk folder.
about 9 hours ago
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As the "Best of" lists begin to proliferate across the Intertubes, here's my pick for Best Commercial of the Decade:
about 10 hours ago
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It's becoming increasingly obvious that Chris Johnson, not Adrian Peterson, is the best RB in the NFL. For now, anyway.
1:29 PM Dec 13th
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@ Why don't your tweets automatically go to mobile site (if viewed on mobile phone)? Much better UX that way.
1:20 PM Dec 13th
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in reply to ProFootballTalk
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If you don't agree that the NFL RedZone channel is the best thing going, I WILL PUSH YOU DOWN.
1:17 PM Dec 13th
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Boomer Esiason on the AFC playoff race: "They're all vying for playoff jockeying." Joe Theismann would say that's very apropos.
1:14 PM Dec 13th
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Vikes scored 30 points this week and it didn't even seem like they were playing that well.
12:59 PM Dec 13th
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I like boobs as much as the next guy, but the GoDaddy commercials just need to go away.
12:06 PM Dec 13th
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@ Running Peterson into the line is great ... when it works.
12:03 PM Dec 13th
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in reply to RandBall
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RT @: Love the three runs inside the 10. Just pounded Peterson.
12:02 PM Dec 13th
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Dan F. Dierdorf just congratulated the Bengals for putting together a "mature, professional drive." What?
11:20 AM Dec 13th
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FOX's HD signal is waaaayyy better than CBS's. So much pixelation on CBS.
10:42 AM Dec 13th
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These NFL pregame show segments that involve old men in shirts and ties playing slo-mo football on a fake field are incomprehensibly stupid.
9:41 AM Dec 13th
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Listening to the "'70s Hits" station on @ ♫
12:00 PM Dec 12th
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@ I'm sure TW would be more than happy to take a leave from headlines. Will the media comply? Doubtful.
5:00 PM Dec 11th
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in reply to GaryVanSickle
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I'm shocked and appalled to learn that the plural form of "no" (as a noun) is "noes."
4:46 PM Dec 11th
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Now that Tiger has 'fessed up, I think it's time to back off, give him some space, and let him clean up his mess.
4:33 PM Dec 11th
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- Name Snark Chariot ™
- Location Seattle, WA
- Web http://kirschtopi...
- Bio I write short sentences to sell things.
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