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spam of the day: cdc wants me to create swine flu profile. weird the cdc's website is hosted in belgium. it would explain the poor english. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
@wevodau looks like you're bringing crappy weater back w/you. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to wevodau
Late lunch at Adalberto's. Burrito will soon overtake taco in my twitter cloud. 3:07 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
another obscenely nice and sunny day today to finish out november. welcome back santa anas! 12:53 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, morning, people - http://w33.us/2aph 2:20 PM Nov 29th from Tweet Cloud
I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, morning, people - http://w33.us/2anj 2:19 PM Nov 29th from Tweet Cloud
@iamhamil much profanity. which added to the noise i was making which freaked out the cats. they were nervous enough as it was. 7:09 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to iamhamil
bonus: when walking through my pitch black living room i stumbled over my ikea footrest and really f'ed up my shin. going on injured reserve 6:52 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
there was this white stuff on the mountains. and there's this water falling from the sky. made it back to san diego in one piece. 6:47 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
Baker CA... Home of world's tallest thermometer but more importantly a clean bathroom. 1:33 PM Nov 28th from Birdfeed
Man on corner in Elvis outfit and Santa hat with a sign advertising colonics. Only in Vegas. 1:25 PM Nov 27th from Birdfeed
more silly data: number of residents per waffle house. looks like the red states on election day http://bit.ly/6kifUj 10:10 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
@sprizee that's her real name. at least if you believe wikipedia. named after a character in romance novel. 10:46 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to sprizee
Well I don't need to eat again until at least Tuesday. 4:45 PM Nov 26th from Birdfeed
@iamhamil pretty interesting but we'd need to see if travis county went stuffing or casserole 11:08 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to iamhamil
Interesting nytimes.com graphic on popular recipe queries by state. yummy. http://bit.ly/8lWBhE 9:32 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
Stupid 215 'shortcut' was sloooow. I should be in Baker by now. 3:17 PM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
Getting lunch at In-n-Out in Murrieta. Traffic on the 215 sucks so I got that to look forward to. http://flic.kr/p/7ihKEv 1:05 PM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
Hot Hot Heat's Elevator came on just as I was stepping into the elevator at my apartment. 10:40 AM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
@iamhamil i need an original, compelling story. 10:15 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to iamhamil