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@sallysimpleton wow that's pretty messed up. bad amazon! And to do it with 1984!3:02 PM Jul 17th from Tweetie in reply to sallysimpleton
@wheelson what is the world coming to when robots steal my tweets?10:06 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to wheelson
@wheelson I do not know. you mean the water that falls from the sky? that hasn't happened in so long i forgot what it is.9:06 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to wheelson
Finally the nightmare is over http://bit.ly/ewAh08:20 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie
Logging time at pool. If i dont have a job at least have a little bronze. Tan Stewie being Tan Stewie.12:40 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
"Your resume was isolated due to your experience in either working with business owner’s..." - grocer apostrophe fail mr. job spammer5:17 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
Happy to see @sockington is safe and sound.7:48 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to sockington
@bhconner do it! DO IT!!9:08 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to bhconner
@wheelson oh yeah? train vs tornado http://bit.ly/lpIhM (spoiler: tornado wins)4:33 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to wheelson
My jalepeño cheeseburger has more jalepeño than cheese or burger.9:34 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
now twitter won't let me block the 20 or so twit spammers.5:02 PM Jul 8th from web
don't mean to brag, but about a dozen sexy ladies just started following me and all want some hot kirktastic lovin'.4:31 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
pizza hut ad had "real people on hidden camera" as opposed to robots, hut?2:58 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
tivo description of aqua teen hunger force: three food items and their life together in south jersey. yep, that about sums it up.6:39 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
@iamhamil it is not easy to get a GOOD beer in DFW.4:23 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie in reply to iamhamil
my gym is having an ice cream social. perfect way to make members not hit their weight-loss goals.3:10 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
wait, so i have to do the #moonfruit again to win the macbook pro tomorrow?7:25 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
creepy...there's a billy mays ad on [adult swim] right now. as if he's come back from the dead to sell a car handsfree kit.9:01 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie
@sallysimpleton well it would give you one extra letter in your tweets.3:10 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie in reply to sallysimpleton
Oh Sarah Palin aka Bible Spice, you never stay out of the news do you? Methinks she's going go make $. Maybe even a show on FoxNews?5:05 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie