kirkeles
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@ If your junk starts bleeding, go see a doctor IMMEDIATELY!
10:13 AM Dec 8th
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@ 9, Nine & Inglorius Basterds a.k.a. Nein Nein Nein.
9:10 AM Dec 5th
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@ You've seen snow this winter and I haven't. W t f'ing f?
10:51 AM Dec 4th
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@ They're blaming him aren't they? Pathetic xenophobes.
10:36 AM Dec 4th
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RT @ When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking "which of you is the woman?" It's the shorter guy.
9:39 AM Dec 2nd
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@ Hells yes I wanna hear!
9:37 PM Dec 1st
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@ And we're loving you back, brotha!
2:47 PM Dec 1st
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@ I object. Not EVERYBODY loves thin. THIS cocksucker would be all over you like you on a plate of ribs. I know yer straight,
1:54 PM Dec 1st
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@ A post-Tday "thanky" to Twitter for daily dollops of Jill.
2:25 AM Dec 1st
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@ In case there was any doubt, I unreservedly love your guts!
8:28 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to MylesNye
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@ More the second but I don't officially like it until I win something.
1:08 PM Nov 30th
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Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here:
11:20 AM Nov 30th
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RT @ The singular of "Beatles" is probably only 4-5 years away.
9:08 AM Nov 30th
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Hey, @ is giving away $1000 CASH at to celebrate the DVD launch of Midgets vs Mascots!
8:57 AM Nov 30th
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@ I hate to be a big fucking geek about it but OMG ARE YOU IN CINCY?
1:08 PM Nov 24th
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@ Jett's on his way to get a sonogram. I can see the "red taillight," looks like a big Christmas Ham.
10:37 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to Lascurettes
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@ Hawker told me that last night. Should have let you know. My bad. And Congrats!
9:48 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to azizansari
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@ You could do my laundry.
11:05 AM Nov 17th
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in reply to jillybee72
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@ First of all, you gotta wash that thang ! And B, what the hell kinda job you interviewing for?
12:09 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to JSicka
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@ yes, please!
10:48 AM Nov 12th
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- Name kirkeles
- Location Covington, KY
- Bio ComedySportz, Freight, vodka. What else?
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