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  1. I just made the enormous leap from PhotoShop version 5 (1998) to CS4 on my home computer. It's even legal!
  2. Looking forward to the Vintage Tulsa Show tomorrow! http://www.vintagetulsashow... Temptation awaits me.
  3. RT @paulscheer: the guy who penned the commercial jingle "The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup" didn't have much to live for.
  4. Julian Casablancas new record = album of the year! Although I only got like, ten albums in '09 so you'd best consult someone more informed.
  5. @bvickery What, no Friendster? But that's my favorite one to mock!
  6. Stupid adulthood.
  7. @juaneclark Ha! Yes. Some days I can still hear our morning mantra "Welcome back to dream job 2000."
  8. I miss working with @listener at the vitamin company. Now he's my neighbor but I never see him 'cus he's making music= http://bit.ly/2qZw4T
  9. #itshouldbeillegal to mention trending topics just to promote your spam twitter account.
  10. Prints of my Jerk family portrait just arrived from @Gallery1988SF! I'm going to sign the Shinola out of them tonight.
  11. I wish they'd make a Morning DJ Hero game. You'd have to mix news, weather, traffic & off-color jokes with precision timing.
  12. When it comes to sleep I have two problems: 1. I hate going to bed. 2. I hate waking up.
  13. @stephencarlson Try boiling your DVD. I'm totally serious. Leave it in the boiling water for a couple of minutes. It saved my Tron DVD.
  14. True story: Just noticed a container of disappearing ink exploded in my desk drawer. Easiest cleanup ever!
  15. @smurfwreck haha, cultural reference...recognized!
  16. All those poor girls with the spam twitter accounts- Don't they know that they're pretty enough to be professional models?
  17. Will this evening's lawn mowing be the last of 2009? We shall know the answer in about two weeks.
  18. #beatcancer
  19. I'm just glad that I'm not affected by any of the world's problems.
  20. Just woke up from a four hour nap and it's 11:30 PM. This ruins everything.