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  1. @jonniker Bring anything from thisiswhyyou'refat
  2. RT @JadeEJF: dozen police cars w/no lights/sirens just went north on Brooklyn Ave.- police chopper now hovering over Roosevelt/Ravenna area.
  3. @hollyburns at least they're nice. their letters border on stalking: We Haven't Forgotten About *You*!"
  4. I wish I could ctrl-z the hairspray I bathed in this am.
  5. RT @amberminty: @kirida true! I always read it as Cyborg Monday, which doesn't motivate me to go shopping at all.
  6. new post: I believe this camera will save my marriage -- http://kirida.com/?p=1855
  7. "cyber monday" sounds so dated, like it's hosted on some long Geocities url. #momspotting
  8. @3giraffes YES! But there's no real order to my decorating. I have Xmas ADD. It looks like I couldn't pay attent---LOOK! A SKITTLE!
  9. christmas tree is decorated. how long before toddler figures out how to disassemble it?
  10. dood, there was a Gwar show?!? where else to don a spiked collar & act smarter than people who don't know if they should pronounce the "G"?
  11. in which i reminisce about my first computer: http://tr.im/G9CF #momspotting
  12. @jonniker awww, poor baby!
  13. my husband came home with a gift: a leopard print snuggie. I have arrived.
  14. it's hard to let my kid watch cartoons on youtube when so many jerks dub them with Snoop Dogg's Gin and Juice. #momspotting
  15. spent an hour at the pool for family swim time. a cute kid asked if I was chinese because I used a pen to hold my hair up.
  16. My 3 y.o. is loving the new canon digital elph, especially the photos of himself. I think he has a future on facebook. #momspotting
  17. @debontherocks I cannot tell you how many times I see photos and go, "PLEASE STOP. JUST STOP."
  18. @BiddyMcBidson 1) get time machine 2) cut in line at Black Friday sale 3) jack laptop 4) return to time machine before you get busted
  19. researching if it's possible to run if you have flat feet. Looks like I'm out of excuses. #momspotting
  20. Nathan wanted me to sing Barney's "I Love You" song, but I couldn't remember any version that didn't include "penitentiary" in the lyrics.