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  1. @mamikaze Ha! reminds me of this: what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef.
  2. I put together the IKEA chair by myself without swearing. #momspotting
  3. thanks to my toddler, the "1" key on my keyboard doesn't work unless I smash it in. I guess we're #2 now.
  4. new post: what I wear as a pregnant woman and what my baby will NEVER EVER wear. (it rhymes w/Goosey Manure) http://kirida.com/?p=1824
  5. I got 99 problems but a buffet ain't one
  6. I love that @crystalgable and i got to talk on skype and she didn't hang up when she saw my 2002 Bite of Seattle sweatshirt.
  7. how do those sports radio guys perfect their fake laugh at Something Which is Not Funny? Do they take a class?
  8. @snackiepoo this is true and why my MST3K jokes get NOTHING.
  9. dear family member who has put me on her facebook privacy list: no christmas card for you! #momspotting
  10. did brandon flowers get work done or did he pluck his eyebrows? something's up with his face.
  11. cartoons on youtube = absentee parenting 2.0 #momspotting
  12. @CRAVEseattle aww thanks!
  13. work your fingers to the bone and what do you get? bony fingers!
  14. @Neilochka I love curved shower curtains. Whenever I'm in a hotel, I think that's exactly what my life needs.
  15. My doctor's office is really on the 13th floor but it's named the 14th. The evil, not the hormones, is causing me to eat carnivorously.
  16. @TemerityJane That's harsh. Mitch Hedberg is beyond funny. He would probably want to file himself under "F" for funny.
  17. going to IKEA this weekend to replace the desk my son destroyed. Will likely return next year for the same reason. #momspotting
  18. my computer is temporarily set up on the kitchen counter. next to the fridge and ice cream supply. this is dangerous. #momspotting
  19. @joyunexpected As someone with cleavage as perky as two unfurled fruit roll ups, I am all for that group.
  20. @671son my three-year-old robs me of nice things all the time.