kipalupagus
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Those cooking shows really do need more full-frontal nudity.
10:16 PM Nov 29th
from Echofon
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I love that work blocks The Onion as "inappropriate." I can find a crossdressing midget hooker with Tourettes on Craiglist, but no Onion.
10:06 PM Nov 29th
from Echofon
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Really needs to find a job that combines his finance skills with his interpretive dance skills.
4:36 PM Nov 29th
from Echofon
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I've clearly been in SoCal too long. I woke up with a "Massengill" label on my forehead. At least I'm turning into a quality douche.
7:21 AM Nov 29th
from Echofon
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I should probably leave a mattress in the front yard as well, given that is where I always seem to end up.
3:46 PM Nov 28th
from Echofon
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Since there will be tons of xmas parties and drinking, I'm not wearing pants until the new year. Last year I woke up without/lost 15 pairs.
11:14 AM Nov 28th
from Echofon
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Only Californians could fuck up a place like SoCal. "Great weather, but let's make sure it has no soul whatsoever." Kill me now.
9:26 PM Nov 27th
from Echofon
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Apparently your blood type can change. I went from O-negative to gravy.
7:15 AM Nov 27th
from Echofon
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RT @: Today, we kill the Thanksgiving turkey from a helicopter with a high-powered rifle, just as the Pilgrims once did.
8:38 AM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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To truly relive the Thanksgiving experience, I just have to drop off these smallpox-infected blankets at the nearest casino, right?
11:48 PM Nov 24th
from Echofon
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I was just told I have "Mormon Face." WTF?
8:49 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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Every time I try to hug you it turns into one of those slow, creepy, lingering hugs. My bad.
11:21 PM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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RT @: Craigslist: The only place where not only can you get a hooker, but also a suitcase to hold her dismembered body.
10:33 AM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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Teabaggers need to crank up the crazy to continue entertaining. Something like "Obama is actually a Cylon" might work.
5:03 AM Nov 17th
from Echofon
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Where does one shop to find a trident?
10:00 AM Nov 15th
from Echofon
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Bought a new router and trying to decide on network name. This is what I think about without coffee. Any ideas?
7:45 AM Nov 15th
from Echofon
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Please be aware and avoid the new deadly Wilford Brimley strain of Die Beet Us. Apparently you can get it from a toilet seat. And cookies.
10:54 AM Nov 12th
from Echofon
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I just finished baking you brownies.
7:06 AM Nov 12th
from Echofon
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@ And if I get a lobotomy I could shoot for a slot at Fox News. They're always hiring lobotomized douchebags. So many choices...
6:49 AM Nov 12th
from Echofon
in reply to BathtubBoyOLby
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I would apply for Lou Dobbs open slot at CNN, but I don't meet the 'xenophobic douchebag' job requirement. Sucks, as I really need a job.
7:50 PM Nov 11th
from Echofon
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- Name Kipalupagus
- Location Nonsense
- Bio I've done horrible things for a Klondike bar.
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