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  1. I got a job in a work-out-center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. http://kinspire.us 2:38 PM Jun 6th from web
  2. I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job. http://kinspire.us 2:34 PM Jun 6th from web
  3. To err is human. To forgive is against company policy. http://kinspire.us 2:32 PM Jun 6th from web
  4. The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed. http://kinspire.us 2:30 PM Jun 6th from web
  5. After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. 2:28 PM Jun 6th from web
  6. When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I write: "A very good doctor." http://kinspire.us 2:26 PM Jun 6th from web
  7. A computer does save time at work. I can play solitaire without having to spend all that time shuffling real cards. http://kinspire.us 2:24 PM Jun 6th from web
  8. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? http://kinspire.us 2:22 PM Jun 6th from web
  9. MEETINGS, A practical alternative to work. http://kinspire.us 2:18 PM Jun 6th from web
  10. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. (unless I buy something) http://kinspire.us 2:16 PM Jun 6th from web
  11. It's lonely at the top but you eat better. http://kinspire.us 2:14 PM Jun 6th from web
  12. A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done. http://kinspire.us 2:12 PM Jun 6th from web
  13. 43% of all statistics are worthless. http://kinspire.us 2:10 PM Jun 6th from web
  14. Do not put statements in the negative form. http://kinspire.us 2:08 PM Jun 6th from web
  15. Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it. http://kinspire.us 2:06 PM Jun 6th from web
  16. Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking? http://kinspire.us 2:04 PM Jun 6th from web
  17. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. http://kinspire.us 2:02 PM Jun 6th from web
  18. Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise. http://kinspire.us 2:00 PM Jun 6th from web
  19. Jesus is coming! Look Busy. http://kinspire.us 1:58 PM Jun 6th from web
  20. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. http://kinspire.us 1:56 PM Jun 6th from web