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  1. @simonblackwell wasn't that a dodgy shoe shop?
  2. Am using my burgeoning tonsillitis as an excuse to eat loads of ice-cream. Like I need an excuse.
  3. Shared a train home with hordes of screaming teenage kids. Considered using my bluetooth to send them anon death threats but resisted....
  4. Is wrong to like first class?
  5. @ttly_tardinated Congrats on NaNo!!! I did it last year- damn near killed me - only recently dared read it again, and as for editing it...
  6. Am dismayed to discover one of the side-effects of getting older is wrinkly fingers. No-one told me....
  7. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of 3 months of my tweets. Top three words: kinkyblue, wondering, time - http://w33.us/195p
  8. I know Sunday pub lunches are traditionally enormous, but I have definitely eaten more food than should be legally allowed.
  9. We need to start a petition. RT @30FLondon: Wondering how Boris Johnson has got away with not being called BoJo....
  10. damn...gonna have to get another Paul McKenna hypnosis CD now...
  11. have discovered my fear of flying is actually a fear of drowning once the plane has crashed into the ocean...
  12. Yaaay, we got a great review on Janes Guide!!http://www.janesguide.com/links/whatsnew.html
  13. RT @TheBloggess: .@Jessica_Newell You're right. This is awesome: http://www.27bslash6.com/blockbuster.html
  14. Have painted nails pink. Am now officially fluffy.
  15. RT @TheBloggess: I don't usually do this but my really good friend @Anissamayhew had a stroke. If you pray, please send one for her. #pr ...
  16. Muahahahahahaha..........me love TheBloggess.
  17. RT @TheBloggess: http://tinyurl.com/ybd95mf FYI: You're only supposed to have *one* butt.
  18. I just got my eyebrows waxed for the first time. Am I superficial to be so ludicrously happy about the results?
  19. It's all in the Touch: We've been updating our website with some hot new sex guides and one of my favourites is.. http://bit.ly/2U0Hg3
  20. @tahala lolol...maybe KinkyBlue should hire them as affiliates! "Free butt plug with your broadband, sir?"