kingofthejews
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@ I'm always going to go with the plural because there's more figures up here that are worshipped than just me
about 9 hours ago
from Seesmic
in reply to jmrowland
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I've seen a lot of advice on here regarding how to build my personal brand... not so sure Twitter is useful for omnipotent deities
1:40 AM Dec 5th
from Seesmic
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@ you guys get closer to the real Dec. 25th which was Saturnalia, every year but we gotta choose one day for my bday
1:37 AM Dec 5th
from Seesmic
in reply to DoktorWatson
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@ i maketh no deals for the lives of mine beloved dark one, get back thee, unto your abyss
9:49 AM Dec 3rd
from Seesmic
in reply to lucifersataniel
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I have found an onion for which I have deemed worthy of bearing the mark of my early followers
2:37 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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not sure how I feel about being depicted on a spray can, the publicity is great but I'm going to think on it a while
8:02 AM Nov 30th
from Seesmic
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I am so thankful for the many amazing missionaries spreading my word of love
10:01 PM Nov 29th
from web
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@ I celebrate my bday by incarnating as a being on a planet, I usually don't choose Earth because you guys have serious problems
8:41 PM Nov 29th
from Seesmic
in reply to dragonchant
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@ I go along with the story of Christmas Day because its better that you guys celebrate my bday rather than Saturnalia
8:38 PM Nov 29th
from Seesmic
in reply to Soulphoenix9902
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@ even though I wasn't born on December 25th, 0 it just made sense on your end to sync up the day with that of other deities
10:58 AM Nov 29th
from Seesmic
in reply to vbear2011
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i just want so much for my birthday this year, how will I ever decide... maybe I can make a list and check it twice
10:53 AM Nov 29th
from Seesmic
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@ December 21, 2012 isn't the end of life on Earth but it is a marker for a period in which your lives will transition
4:06 PM Nov 27th
from Seesmic
in reply to ChaosAD1
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@ I keep a spiritual link with all my followers but those I follow on twitter are the chosen
7:23 AM Nov 21st
from Seesmic
in reply to CSpitnale
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@ many gratitudes for the re-branding advice, I will pass on a legion of angels to create a catchy name for the upgrades
8:27 AM Nov 16th
from TweetDeck
in reply to RobertSFarrer
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Sundays are the worst, I get so many prayers in my spam inbox from people asking for touchdowns and sacks
11:21 AM Nov 15th
from TweetDeck
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@ you would be surprised if I revealed my true flavor, it is similar to the winged poultry creatures on your planet
11:20 AM Nov 15th
from TweetDeck
in reply to blamethejared
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we're working on a sugg. box for smiting, all part of the rollout social heaven 2.0, book of life will have profile pages too @
11:18 AM Nov 15th
from TweetDeck
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@ i know what you did last summer
8:52 AM Nov 14th
from TweetDeck
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@ I would completely agree with that statement
8:51 AM Nov 14th
from TweetDeck
in reply to joshuamauldin
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@ Marmite was one of the things I directly inspired the invention of
8:37 AM Nov 14th
from TweetDeck
in reply to DoktorWatson
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- Name Jesus Christ
- Location omnipresent
- Web http://www.bibleg...
- Bio Lamb of God, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Mohammed (but don't tell anyone)
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