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  1. Overall, it was a good Thanksgiving with lots of tasty food. Can't ask for much more from this gawdawful holiday.
  2. Another family gathering, another guilt trip. Such is life.
  3. Eff the ABC!
  4. Today is fired.
  5. Just saw two citybirds ride on the top of an SUV for about six blocks. Awesome.
  6. Have an ooky, spooky, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
  7. Nothing quite as scary as children screaming the lyrics to pop radio hits while leaping like an epileptic. Terrifying.
  8. Just got ripped up by an angry cat. Where did all my blood go?
  9. I love the rain until I have to go out in it. At that point our relationship becomes less good and more... wet.
  10. Eyes bleary and head pounding, our Beloved Adventurer rubs his face and heads to the bathroom to conquer the toilet, tub, and toothpaste.
  11. So, I got the drinks I was craving. On my way home to enjoy the rest of the evening as a drunk fool in the safety of my own apartment. Yay!
  12. After a week of classes, I'm ready to DRINK.
  13. Pickles and milk make a surprisingly satisfying midnight snack. No, I'm not pregnant.
  14. Just got hit in the face with a cue ball. Fuck yeah.
  15. I just saw a cat and a dog embracing each other as they fell from the sky. When the weather is this bad, even sworn enemies need comfort.
  16. Yep. That was David Lynch. No doubt in my mind. Either that or a very precise clone.
  17. Also, did I just see David Lynch on Market St? Sure seemed like him, right down to the facial hair and voice.
  18. Bartending School Day One: Fun. So fun. Good move, Harrison.
  19. Bartending School Day One: This place is the real deal. I'm impressed with how much they've crammed into such a small space. So far so good.
  20. Vagabondage & friends had a stellar show tonight at Armando's in Martinez. In other news, Mel's Diner has THE worst Halloween decorations...