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  1. "Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water," @davewiner. "The other third is covered by Garry Maddox."
  2. Perusing Mashable's list of comedians on Twitter. Interesting how the Twitterjokes of some really funny people are not funny. Comedy is hard
  3. Anyone discussing Google vs. news orgs needs to read this eye-opening post by Tracy Record of @Westseattleblog http://tr.im/G6Af
  4. Jewish sports quote of day: "I'd be less surprised if Elijah showed up at my parents' house this Passover" - Josh Johnson's agent on a trade
  5. I am collecting these RedSox Alex Gonzalez laments. They're funny. His ceiling is "serviceable." Highly likely: 105G, .230/.285/.350
  6. I celebrated Buy Nothing Day by buying a computer.
  7. Next time, @allspaw: Most influential tuba players ever!
  8. I actually think Townshend was more of an influential guitar player than a "great" one, @allspaw
  9. I know, @allspaw. I'm saying he was. Every power-chord dude since Townshend owes him, even if most don't know it. Ker-rang! That's him
  10. Townshend not influential? There's a whole magazine called "Kerrang!"
  11. Hard to see 1st round, @allspaw, but Chet Atkins, Merle Travis, Pete Townshend and Johnny Ramone all should be there if they're not
  12. Nate Colbert. Oh, yeah.
  13. Neither had anything on Greg Oden tho, @bomani_jones (He said in college an opposing fan yelled at him, "What was WW II like?")
  14. There goes Reggie's HR off the light tower. Today, there would have been 47 replays. In 1971: 0.
  15. In first 3 innings, Kurt Gowdy has talked about how Robinson wants to manage and Aaron wants to break Ruth's HR record. 4 and 3 years away
  16. And Frank Robinson was 35, looked 50. I remember seeing that Mays, Aaron were showing age, but didn't think of Robinson that way at the time
  17. Vida Blue was 21 that day, looked 30. Dock Ellis was 26, looked 13. #nerdingoutwith1971allstargame
  18. Vida looks beautiful. Dock Ellis: Crazy mechanics. How'd he ever throw a strike? #nerdingoutwith1971allstargame
  19. Watching '71 MLB ASG. Subtle difference from today: Check-swing appeals. Now, guy twitches, they appeal. Then, half-swing, they let it go
  20. Highway safety experts advise that 75 percent of accidents take place within 100 feet of Tiger Woods' house