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  1. Need the world to stop so I can catch up on the tech. Thanks.
  2. Wow. Sammy Sosa looks not OK here. http://tr.im/EsHI
  3. Flight delayed 2.5 hours. Is it possible anymore to have a single interaction with the travel industry that isn't completely infuriating?
  4. Car booster seats: ~$20. Traveling? Rental car add-on $12/day per seat. Or $20 each way to check on plane. Dear travel industry: Go bankrupt
  5. Just tried it at the grocery store. No dice. RT @GinaMChen @LoriMoreno: A simple I love you means more than money. ~Frank Sinatra
  6. Wake Me Up Before You Gogol #russianpop Actually drew a cartoon with that caption in college
  7. So @quinnnorton maybe @davewiner should have said "What if you Change The World and instead of making it better you make it suck MORE?"
  8. No more ticker tape, @MWRachel, but there are lots of paper shredders. And they throw toilet paper. Always did? http://tr.im/Em4p
  9. It's true @quinnnorton My rule when I had a daily column, due at 11 a.m., was, "If I don't have a subject by 9 a.m., just start typing."
  10. "What if you Change The World and instead of making it better you make it suck?" http://r2.ly/vzz9 Philosophy by @davewiner
  11. You know what they say, @jakeflorida: Writing about food is like eating about books.
  12. Zero need to worry @megangarber. That stuff abides || "I like the spur-of-the-moment, self-centered, unfiltered drivel" http://jr.ly/mm6f
  13. My old joke from the newspaper days, @Mindworm: A source, speaking on the condition of anonymity, had no comment.
  14. I thought Brandon Jennings was right to skip college for Europe http://tr.im/E3tF. He and I were right, Dan Wetzel says http://tr.im/E3tA
  15. "I've learned to embrace the booger-eatin' nerds that sit around in their underwear and type blogs." -Toby Keith. http://tr.im/E20E
  16. @chrisdecuisine They are the Fighters, owned by the company that makes Nippon Ham. But to me, they'll always be ... the Ham Fighters!
  17. Go Ham Fighters! Go! http://bit.ly/2fdBB7
  18. Good use of MLB Net at last: 2 Ariz Fall League games on TV http://tinyurl.com/ykv9rqz Hate to lose 6 hours of Harold Reynolds talking tho
  19. If only the Phils had a guy who hit a 3-run HR for the lead they never gave up, and also tied WS HR record with a second blast later
  20. Your Fox Player of the Game: Cliff Lee and his 6.43 ERA. You need great pitching to win a game 8-6.