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  1. My Fiance takes my crap all the time, but accidentally throw up on her just once..............
  2. "Today is a good day to die" - Cherokee war cry. Please remember that if your coming to my house today.
  3. Today is like getting a lap dance from a stripper with bad gas. I'm trying to enjoy the day but it just isn't happening.
  4. With two stupid dogs you can decorate a tree many times in one season.
  5. Tweet test
  6. OMFG I found a roach in my coffee! Do you know how slow I had to sip it so I didn't swallow the roach?
  7. Tip of the day: When cutting nose hairs, make sure you have scissors and NOT needle nose pliers.
  8. Getting to cold for my muscles. going to get a hospital table so I can use computer in bed.
  9. If neighbors bring you all kinds of deserts and you decide to be a pig, TAKE YOUR INSULIN! Nothing like waking up with EMT's staring at you.
  10. Up all night cooking. Going to have T-day dinner at 7:30am, then we can pick at it all day.
  11. I got a turkey! I hope that little old lady doesn't regain consciousness before I get to eat it.
  12. Fiance is letting me cook tomorrow while she makes sure the TV is safe
  13. How do schools teach tolerance with a no tolerance policy?
  14. Went to Tulsa state fair today, it was, well, fair!
  15. If God loves me so much why doesn't he email me instead of asking my friends to Forwarded emails for him?
  16. All the little birdies on Jaybird Street Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet
  17. @rsmithfox23 You let your friends drive.
  18. I must be on the computer to much, God is emailing messages through Forwards again.
  19. Back from NY! A whole week without GRAVY! YAYYYYYYY!
  20. 23 more hours in NY. Mom was going to give me a vibrating chair. I don't need it, I'll just drive my car on the streets of Tulsa, OK!