kindagreywolf
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My Fiance takes my crap all the time, but accidentally throw up on her just once..............
4:11 AM Dec 12th
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"Today is a good day to die" - Cherokee war cry. Please remember that if your coming to my house today.
5:32 AM Dec 9th
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Today is like getting a lap dance from a stripper with bad gas. I'm trying to enjoy the day but it just isn't happening.
11:15 AM Dec 8th
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With two stupid dogs you can decorate a tree many times in one season.
3:37 AM Dec 6th
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Tweet test
2:29 PM Dec 2nd
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OMFG I found a roach in my coffee! Do you know how slow I had to sip it so I didn't swallow the roach?
4:54 PM Dec 1st
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Tip of the day: When cutting nose hairs, make sure you have scissors and NOT needle nose pliers.
10:06 AM Dec 1st
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Getting to cold for my muscles. going to get a hospital table so I can use computer in bed.
7:26 AM Dec 1st
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If neighbors bring you all kinds of deserts and you decide to be a pig, TAKE YOUR INSULIN! Nothing like waking up with EMT's staring at you.
12:17 AM Nov 27th
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Up all night cooking. Going to have T-day dinner at 7:30am, then we can pick at it all day.
2:30 AM Nov 26th
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I got a turkey! I hope that little old lady doesn't regain consciousness before I get to eat it.
6:14 PM Nov 25th
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Fiance is letting me cook tomorrow while she makes sure the TV is safe
10:55 AM Nov 25th
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How do schools teach tolerance with a no tolerance policy?
11:54 PM Oct 12th
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Went to Tulsa state fair today, it was, well, fair!
7:46 PM Oct 10th
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If God loves me so much why doesn't he email me instead of asking my friends to Forwarded emails for him?
7:13 AM Aug 24th
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All the little birdies on Jaybird Street
Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet
8:25 PM Aug 23rd
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@ You let your friends drive.
8:07 PM Aug 22nd
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I must be on the computer to much, God is emailing messages through Forwards again.
8:06 PM Aug 22nd
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Back from NY! A whole week without GRAVY! YAYYYYYYY!
2:10 PM Aug 16th
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23 more hours in NY. Mom was going to give me a vibrating chair. I don't need it, I'll just drive my car on the streets of Tulsa, OK!
7:07 AM Aug 12th
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