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I hope it's a red Christmas.
I've asked Santa for some Tampax and the return of my inner child.about 8 hours agofrom Birdhouse
Watching The Roommate crawl around the living room floor in hopes of recovering lost Apple remotes. The Cat is conspicuously trying to help.about 14 hours agofrom Birdhouse
Spent several hundred dollars worth of non-expendable income on people not me in the past week because, you know, martyrdom.8:33 PM Dec 21stfrom Birdhouse
I had intended to make coffee for The Roommate and I, but there's just enough left for me.
... to each according to his disability.7:35 AM Dec 19thfrom Birdhouse
Bio'--but we won't go into all these explanations--and I'll tell you why ... No, listen, I'll tell you why.' And he told her why, and of course it made no sense.