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kimproper

  1. Waiting for @dantimatter & @jsgcosmo at BWI Airport. Jesus in space. How long could it take rocket scientists to deplane?
  2. I hope it's a red Christmas. I've asked Santa for some Tampax and the return of my inner child.
  3. Watching The Roommate crawl around the living room floor in hopes of recovering lost Apple remotes. The Cat is conspicuously trying to help.
  4. @Tony_D @jackomatik had a more optimistic take: http://bit.ly/6YyL7H
  5. Spent several hundred dollars worth of non-expendable income on people not me in the past week because, you know, martyrdom.
  6. I wonder which store's having a sale on parking garage validation.
  7. Displacing.
  8. @mcritz And just for that, I won't sneeze into the cookie dough later!
  9. Theraflu with a shot of espresso. We call this an "evileye."
  10. [Door slam] *SNNIIIFF* Snot melt.
  11. I have a zit and a nasal congestion problem. Desire me.
  12. Favorite xkcd ever I think, next to grownups. http://xkcd.com/552/
  13. @eyemadequiet You should come visit soon. I'll buy you a coffee and a ball gag.
  14. Mint: "Low balance!" Me: "ohHOLY I'm RICH!"
  15. @roughdiction Sorry, "help."
  16. @roughdiction I've been following your tweets for some time, and I've decided to buy you help for Christmas.
  17. @eyemadequiet Absofuckinlutely.
  18. Overheard at neighborhood cafe: "I told you. I -don't- want a ball gag for Christmas!"
  19. Hmm. *myself and The Roommate. And a happy java to you!
  20. I had intended to make coffee for The Roommate and I, but there's just enough left for me. ... to each according to his disability.