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  1. I really want to be responsible for starting the rumor about Michael Jackson faking his own death. Go forth and spread the word...10:36 PM Jul 12th from web
  2. I know things can be inflated and deflated but is it possible to be flated? Is that a thing?1:16 PM Jul 11th from txt
  3. My gay's butt sweats so much that his wallet that if keeps in his back pocket smells bad.6:35 AM Jul 11th from txt
  4. My gay just told me his ass sweats so much his pants often are visibly wet at work.6:16 PM Jul 10th from txt
  5. @jessicabrock23 i have no idea how people measured their self-worth before you could see how many twitter followers you had.2:01 PM Jul 1st from txt
  6. I call dibs on michael jackson being my guardian angel.5:04 PM Jun 25th from txt
  7. SMU is on lock-down due to a gas leak. Way to freak me out school.8:11 AM Jun 25th from txt
  8. HIPPA is ruining my life.12:46 PM Jun 24th from txt
  9. I just found condoms in the supply cabinet at work.8:34 AM Jun 24th from txt
  10. People in the midwest are so hearty.11:24 AM Jun 21st from txt
  11. I have been sitting in meetings for three days about the fiscal year.... Can someone please tell me what that is? At this point it is wa ...7:10 AM Jun 19th from txt
  12. I don't even remember life before brick breaker10:12 PM Jun 18th from web
  13. Whatever happened to Larry Craig? I'll be at the MSP airport tomorrow. I'll look for him there. Stay tuned for updates...9:17 PM Jun 18th from web
  14. I like using the blackberry i was given at work on my first day to play brick breaker during my entire second day.8:56 AM Jun 17th from txt
  15. Getting ready for my new job tomorrow and i have nothing to wear. My life is so hard.3:36 PM Jun 15th from txt
  16. Turning on your phone after a flight to check all your missed messages only to find there are none is the worst.1:38 PM Jun 14th from txt
  17. It is possible the whole state of minnesota is in the city of chicago this weekend for the twins cubs series.11:21 AM Jun 14th from txt
  18. Lining up for a southwest flight is a lot like the evacuation of saigon11:47 AM Jun 12th from txt
  19. Bye dallas! Off to chicago to see the minnesota twins dominate the cubs!11:23 AM Jun 12th from txt
  20. @apchen be smarter austin.11:22 AM Jun 12th from txt