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  1. @x3ale does this make you a genius? Ha!!
  2. @MsMichelle that said, you're right. No good.
  3. @MsMichelle bc I made him. He makes the best jokes and she's the perfect object, what can I say?
  4. RT @Court_Vaughn: Update on the dave chappelle racial draft. We the black ppl would like to trade rihanna for #tigerwoodswife
  5. RT @godMeta: #tigerwoodswife shot tupac and Biggie
  6. RT @CuzinVinny92: RT @anthoro: #TigerWoodsWife is the final boss in New Super Mario Bros Wii
  7. #tigerwoodswife and mike tyson are making a necklace together out of human face parts
  8. #tigerwoodswife will soon be seen on a jet ski looking at chicks' asses a la chris brown
  9. @funnyordie #tigerwoodswife makes chris brown look like nelson mandela
  10. @JulieIsntMyName I don't lie!!! When?
  11. It's looking like Tiger Woods should seek Rihanna for advice...#1 golfer in the world and he gets beaten with a golf club by his wife. Wow.
  12. @MsMichelle just make sure you stop for lobster and duryeas in montauk
  13. @capricecrane @samantharonson who would play santa claus in this scene? http://myloc.me/1LIrG
  14. @veronicahh it's so intense... I love the teacher though!!! And mariah is awesome. #precious
  15. @MsMichelle thanks for the good company. A good hang in nyc is in order asap.
  16. @DanaDynamite omg. I so agree. I haaaaaate that song and the whiny voice. Totes goin postal.
  17. @GrasieMercedes obsessed w snuggies for dogs
  18. @RayStolz you should make sure she pushes the yogurt can around on the floor again. Highlight of the night.
  19. Me: I look huge in that photo!My mom: photos don't lie.
  20. I have the same theory as @jazzbeezy - tiger woods got in fight with wifey woods post her finding out about the affair. Storms off. Hydrant.