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  1. President Clinton “It is said here at West Point that much of the history you teach is made by the people you taught.” about 3 hours ago from web
  2. The Large Hadron Collider accelerated protons to 1.18 trillion electron volts on Monday. That's hot. about 5 hours ago from web
  3. RT @marklisanti: The Salahis just crashed my kitchen. Gave them some coffee, we took some pictures, they left without a fuss. Good people. about 9 hours ago from web
  4. Agent Zigzag! about 24 hours ago from mobile web
  5. @YasmineBee Yes. Because Stephanie Meyers told me not to. 5:03 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to YasmineBee
  6. If I understand the twilight trilogy, and I like to think I do, I've learned that abstinence is VERY risky. 4:50 PM Nov 30th from web
  7. I've spent the first fifteen minutes at work STARING at my screen. Not even internet procrastinating, just STARING. 2:06 PM Nov 30th from web
  8. @Chaca Gutter punk youth. 10:18 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to Chaca
  9. @YasmineBee Henry and I will have a face-off soon. I will (probably) win. 10:17 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to YasmineBee
  10. My car looks like it got in a fight with a dust cloud. The dust won. When does it become SO embarrassing that I have to get it washed? 8:16 PM Nov 29th from web
  11. Henry, my erstwhile self-proclaimed nemesis, and I are going to runyon. I can't win his love with food, so maybe a hike? 9:32 AM Nov 26th from web
  12. Serious case of the Mondays. 3:48 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. @hgalanoy and I are going to pick up Hank for my thanksgiving week dogsit. 2:25 PM Nov 22nd from web
  14. @kroqkom Things we learned last night: I'm disgusted by shirt-less Robert Pattinson and Face Punch is the best movie never made. 1:33 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to kroqkom
  15. @ricksavage I invited the bug. Sorry. 8:21 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to ricksavage
  16. @YasmineBee I know what it's like to be fat because I wore a fat suit once on my show. It was rough. 5:01 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to YasmineBee
  17. @YasmineBee @caseythea The Tyra show is embarrassing to humans. If aliens pick up that shit... 3:47 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to YasmineBee
  18. @kroqkom Yes. I want a t-shirt. That says, "I'll do Taylor the day he turns 18." 3:13 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to kroqkom
  19. New Moon tonight with 26 friends! And my one, almost-legal, soulmate Taylor Lautner. 2:56 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. Best Buy return line, you make me sad. Gentleman behind me, really, it was four dollars cheaper at Target? Really? 12:11 PM Nov 18th from web