KimikoRoss
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We shouldn't call human brains "natural" since everything's natural. We're AI: "accidental intelligence."
9:29 PM Nov 12th
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Oh god the woman at the counter made that quiet freak out face when she saw my hand
12:32 PM Nov 6th
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I'm starting to get really self-conscious buying new clothes. Not much is prosthetic-friendly.
11:55 AM Nov 6th
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@ I tried to make it look like I was teaching yoga to people that the guy across the street couldn't see. Had to shake it out too
7:30 PM Nov 2nd
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in reply to hanneloreEC
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I waved at someone I thought I knew but then it wasn't them so I did one of those wave-canceling moves. Do those have a name?
6:48 PM Nov 2nd
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@ You know there's one of those fungus species for every insect in the rainforest too. In fact, there's probably one for humans!
6:18 PM Oct 22nd
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in reply to hanneloreEC
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Thinking about traveling a bit. This has nothing to do with the leaking mini black holes in my basement.
6:18 PM Oct 13th
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I need to hide my files better.
2:08 PM Sep 15th
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Metropolis took place in 2026. We've still got 17 years to stratify our society so the wealthiest own the majority of... wait.
12:30 PM Aug 22nd
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By the time I realized what she really said I had to pretend I was talking on an invisible phone, but that didn't work so I faked a seizure.
11:16 AM Aug 4th
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Barista asked me if I wanted a copy of my receipt but I thought she said "I've got some radium to deplete" and I kind of ran with it.
11:13 AM Aug 4th
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Caught myself referring to humans as "spaghetti coded wetware." I guess that's better than "meatbag."
8:26 PM Jun 30th
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Literally stealing his dead enemies' power, Megaman is what cannibals aspire to.
1:30 PM Jun 20th
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@ I'll overcome my fear of crowds and noises to support paleontology in pop culture.
5:45 PM Jun 16th
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in reply to hanneloreEC
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Going out with some friends to see The Cambrian Explosion. All their songs get really complex halfway through.
5:33 PM Jun 16th
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I didn't mean to imply that there's a "plan" for the Earth, just that maybe planets that don't burn off their fossil deposits get too dirty.
4:07 PM Jun 10th
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Maybe intelligent life evolved only to get rid of all the oil and coal that's built up from fossilization? Once it's gone we go away?
3:50 PM Jun 10th
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@ If I'm not wearing long sleeves someone might glance, but it's not like I'm the first person to have prosthetics.
11:19 AM Jun 6th
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in reply to freedom_geek
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@ Metal hips, fake heart, fake teeth... Old people were the first cyborgs, weren't they?
8:54 PM Jun 1st
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in reply to hanneloreEC
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Just saw an 80 year old man riding a skateboard. Didn't know we reached that stage as a civilization.
5:14 PM Jun 1st
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- Name Kim Ross
- Location Pacific Northwest
- Web http://dresdencod...
- Bio They'll fix you. They fix everything.
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