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Daddy plays a great Santa Claus. Of course,.here we call him "Minister of Seasonal Gifting for Glorification of Army and People" 7:22 AM Dec 18th from web
I'm trying desperately to read & comprehend the unreadable and incomprehensible. While waving my Songun flag, of course. http://url4.eu/pRmD 7:43 PM Nov 25th from web
@KimKardashian Lovely Ms. K! No need for spray-tan in DPRK, the sun shines here perfectly all year round. 5:26 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to KimKardashian
I just got back from the spa. It helps my gastritis, my diabetes, my gout, and my tremors.Now it's Friday in the P-Yang! http://url4.eu/nD17 9:30 AM Nov 20th from web
I'd like to welcome my 71st follower. Please ignore that extra click when you hang up your phone. 6:12 AM Nov 10th from web
It's hard to get any water-skiing done with all this shooting. http://tinyurl.com/yfvwodx 6:05 AM Nov 10th from web
@ImKimJongIl Many followers have not received the memo that leaving is not an option. 6:59 AM Nov 8th from web in reply to ImKimJongIl
@pennjillette Tell Kevin and Bean they are welcome to do Pyonyang drive time radio show. No fart jokes. 1:26 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to pennjillette
@danackerman Your packages have been seized by DPRK special postal operations. How else do you think we get Xboxes? 4:02 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to danackerman
@KimJongil I love my paint by numbers kit. You can keep that chicks wallet. 4:00 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to KimJongil
I'm administering the "warm care of a relevant organ" to Kang Tong Rim, our recent defector from South Korea. http://tinyurl.com/yjwesv7 4:08 AM Oct 28th from web
just got back from a fun day with the youth shock brigade sprucing up Mt. Myohyang. http://tinyurl.com/3fgsr 6:32 PM Oct 25th from web
@KimJongil You should come down and enjoy a relaxing swim http://url4.eu/dmE6 7:13 AM Oct 22nd from web in reply to KimJongil
I'm enjoying a swim. http://url4.eu/dmE6 7:02 AM Oct 22nd from web
Thank goodness I didn't have to tour the fish farm with daddy. That smell stays with you all day. http://url4.eu/dW7P 4:55 AM Oct 20th from web
Two followers have abandoned me. That's ok. I didnt' want them in my personality cult anyways. 4:43 AM Oct 19th from web
@SunWuKong Maybe I should use a balloon to finally get the attention I so deserve? 11:55 AM Oct 17th from web
It's a dreary day in the P-Yang. I think I'll go down to the local and play some darts and drink some pints in the name of the people. 11:53 AM Oct 17th from web
@KimKardashian Lovely Ms. K, happy birthday! You are welcome to come enjoy some cake and ice cream in the P-Yang. I'll keep the bakery open. 9:48 AM Oct 16th from web in reply to KimKardashian
So sad, my birthday isn't on the Juche calendar. At least the Ministry of Essential Goods Fashion day is on it http://tinyurl.com/yjrnyej 11:22 AM Oct 14th from web

Name Kim Jong-un
Location PyongYang, NK
Web http://www.kimjon...
Bio I am the soon to be leader of glorious North Korea. I like American cigarettes, the NBA, and fighting imperialism. Soon I will have nuclear missiles, bitches.