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  1. Somehow my girlfriend got me to turn off Unforgiven and watch Marley & Me. How did she do that?!
  2. Please visit http://cuteandnast.com/ for your daily doses of things that are cute and nast. Today's are pretty stellar examples.
  3. @wildisthewind Jealous. Really jealous.
  4. @deantrippe Beautiful and thoughtful.
  5. Don't think I've ever watched The Godfather II anytime but in the middle of the night. Actually, once in the daytime. But I fell asleep.
  6. Curb Your Enthusiasm season 7 is television's greatest love story. (Runnerup is Desmond & Penny from Lost.)
  7. @cnevett That's fair. I mean, it's practically all child molestation jokes. Hilarious child molestation jokes, but chimo nevertheless.
  8. Very, very successful THNXGVNG, the first Steph + I ever hosted. She did all the work, really. Now going to bed w/ The Office UK on the TV.
  9. @jessiawesome I'm a scholar of the Real Housewives franchise. Kim ATL is the single worst human in the lot, possibly on any reality show.
  10. This is McBean. He's visiting for Thanksgiving. http://twitpic.com/r3lox
  11. @beetleginny STFU!!!!111
  12. @Dave_Richards Dude! That's awesome!
  13. RT @samhumphries Khouri Haim & Khouri Feldman, together again.
  14. Found the first ep of the new Prisoner on the DVR. Couldn't make it halfway through. Blech.
  15. Cashier at the convenience store downstairs looks exactly like Don Draper except he's a skinhead, drops racial slurs, threatens violence...
  16. @RichGinter What are you talking about? There's only one Matrix movie. THERE IS ONLY ONE MATRIX MOVIE.
  17. @cuteandnast I think the baby hedgehog is cute but its crotch area is kind of nast... paradox.
  18. Genuinely LOL business emails with pie charts, cursing, hatred. http://is.gd/53DCE (Via @beaucoupkevin, @bb_mke, @swissmiss, everyone)
  19. Twilight fans lured to fake screening/vampire intervention http://bit.ly/5tMh0H (via @comicsalliance)
  20. World of Warcraft Nerd's $1M Suit Subpoenas Martin Gore of Depeche Mode as Expert Witness on Alienation... http://bit.ly/8qImU9