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  1. And for the record you can't measure IQ with an online test.
  2. I had 50 auto DMs to take an IQ quiz, is the fact you have done something that is spamming all your mates a clue to how smart you are?
  3. @Skrrp you're so right bro! Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning, sharing a bucket of water with my mother-in-law... I NEED THAT CROC!!!
  4. Dear santa, please can I have a new central heating system, new wood floor, new MacBook and a crocodile to eat the mother in law
  5. @CatTurner bring it on!
  6. @KLBarber @ginjam @goldenchild128 @TM_Damo @catturner I feel a Cake-off coming on...who's in?
  7. @KLBarber my dear, was my pleasure, next time...CAKE!
  8. @mrzuky dude, you take Celine to brown town, every time!
  9. Great to see @markrock @KLbarber today... don't ask about the table football tho... we shall meet again :)
  10. @CatTurner need a new brain, new bladder etc. Your cookie offer is the closest thing to humanity I have experienced today, thankee
  11. @CatTurner @davidangell quit??? No way...dude, massive respect. And Cat, massiver respecter. I buy you muffins.
  12. tomorrow day 2. if i feel like smoking I will tweet for help..@catturner you could give me some tough love, like on Jeremy Kyle?
  13. @CatTurner indeed and I'm glad I quit. I just wish my brain didn't hurt so badly.
  14. Quit smoking. It's easy. Just master the ability to live underwater...otherwise it's hell. Much worse than cancer...no wait, it's NOT.
  15. reading a brief, client says 'we have the right to use all ideas from agencies responding to this brief' er...isn't that 'rip off'
  16. back using my old Dell XPS 2 Ghz 2Gb ram with win XP2... it's a bit like an industrial kitchen vs. Macbook poggenpohl... but still groovy
  17. Apple will repair my Air free... turns out to be an issue with hinges on the series 1, affects all kinds of things with the screen
  18. @nick4salisbury thinking maybe I'm too hard on it, I do use it all the time...
  19. @michaelmcclary you know I wondered that, screen hinges seem a bit loose. Oh man, double gutted.
  20. Is the applestore a shop or a youth club? Why come here to log into facebook... Unless you want people to see you do it for 'coolness'