kikipedia
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i call bullshit, northwest. three words: facebook status updates.
11:05 AM Oct 26th
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snow the day after you decide you wanna move to california is new england's way of saying: don't let the door hit you on the way out, biatch
5:08 AM Oct 16th
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@ hard to believe…feels like yesterday and always at the same time. chin chin, big brother!
6:17 AM Oct 7th
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@ oh, mayun. in HS i had two fish named lloyd and diane. *swoon*
1:01 PM Oct 6th
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gotta do it regularly for this to be all omg…if you spent much time with the guys here, you'd know that's far from a given
1:00 PM Oct 6th
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i don't want to synergize anything bought or sold, or buy anything synergized or sold, or sell anything bought, sold or synergized
12:00 PM Oct 5th
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@ my mom has said she first felt old meeting a cop younger than her. for me the moment of truth was having a younger doctor.
3:16 AM Sep 30th
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i tricked myself into being on time by entering 8:30 appt as 8:15…now i'm 30 minutes early and boston tranportation dept. is 50 cents richer
5:06 AM Sep 25th
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@ oink oink oink
3:19 PM Sep 11th
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roads are packed. guess *everyone* thinks they have swine flu and has to leave work early.
12:52 PM Sep 11th
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uh, drove halfway home before realizing i forgot to collect my special gentleman friend. oops. love you, baby.
also: i'm here!
2:09 PM Sep 4th
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ew. ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
also: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
11:19 AM Sep 4th
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@ that's DivaCup™ to you.
also: memes are for pussies.
10:52 AM Sep 4th
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got home from work. changed out of my "work" wife-beater, into my "play" wife-beater. proceeded to have candy for dinner. jealous much?
3:10 PM Sep 3rd
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@ wipe. wipe wipe. wipe wipe wipe.
4:57 PM Sep 2nd
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me: …
@: think i'm gettin up now
me: thought you were gonna catch up on your sleep…try lying quietly for a bit
him (indignantly): zzzz
6:13 AM Aug 30th
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RT @ ...accused of being..."liberal media." Can't wait to tell life partner at tonight's Boo!-Guns Yay!-Abortion Sodomy Fest.
heh
1:12 PM Aug 26th
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i just assumed it was understood that by "booty call" i meant "cuddle call"
8:15 PM Aug 25th
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friend, do you judge me severely simply because—on occasion—i am only able to whittle my clever repartee and homespun axioms down to 148 cha
8:57 AM Aug 21st
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@ also: mutherfucker.
8:37 AM Aug 21st
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- Name kikipedia
- Location Boston, MA
- Web http://www.crazym...
- Bio Traumatic brain injury? No, I'm just a bitch.
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