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Oatmeal
@kid_disco sometimes I wish I had a giant robin that would chew my food for me and then vomit it into my mouth
02:50 PM September 18, 2008
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ChrisHooley
If I hop on Twitter to post a TWEET... does that mean when I hop on the shitter I take a SHEET? #badjoke
07:43 AM July 31, 2008
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ChrisHooley
@sugarrae tell him I have 556 less than him, and I'm frikkin Captain Thundercock for eff's sake- http://tinyurl.com/5ptagf
01:03 PM June 17, 2008
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ChrisHooley
For the longest time I thought "FTW" meant "Fuck the World". Imagine my confusion as I read all these ridiculous statements yall made. #ftw
03:56 PM June 16, 2008
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kid_disco
I'm on cruise control, going at the speed of AWESOME.
09:41 AM April 03, 2008
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kid_disco
@melaniephung - YES! I wish everyone knew the power of SEOs! So many times I've wanted to say "Do you know what I could do to your rep?" ;D
01:55 PM March 31, 2008
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kid_disco
BEWARE: I hold hardcore grudges. I keep 'em locked away, but if you've f'd me over bad, you will get it 10 times worse, many years later...
01:04 PM March 31, 2008
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kid_disco
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!
12:11 PM March 26, 2008
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