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  1. @bryan_champ I could save a lot of time by programming a single key to @reply the last thing I read "OH SNAP."
  2. That unbelievable bastard. I don't even know what the internet is for anymore: http://facesofolddogs.tumbl...
  3. @abrahamjoseph Did you also just watch the trailer for "Salt?"
  4. Ha, okay it IS totally worth mentioning that a giant statue of Jesus almost smooshed a guy in a wheelchair. It symbolizes social commentary.
  5. "A whole bunch of people you know from other TV, including a decent chunk of nerd shows. Then V happens, but no Freddy (possibly a cameo)."
  6. Thought about liveblogging this "V" remake on Hulu. Gonna save myself some time and cut to the chase:
  7. (I'm going to need one of those pointy garbage sticks they give to orange roadside gentlemen.)
  8. @Randazzoj YES! Suddenly living in Wicker Park is exciting! What kind of baby finger bounty are they projecting?
  9. @leoncrawl Dude, that is a degrading thing to call people who work in offices.
  10. Maybe it's because I'm at work at 8pm, but MIND = BLOWN'D.
  11. @funnyordie RT If you say 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent. (via @reddit)
  12. @JessiO http://www.hurl.ws/7y2j
  13. Oh yeah, I totally forgot about this. RT @meltmaster how much do you want to bet Matt C. is Troy Duffy? http://www.hurl.ws/7wj7
  14. @LeighVanDeev My novelty contacts are a skull and an anarchy symbol but I also have a lot of Dora The Explorer tattoos. It's complicated.
  15. I don't know about you guys but FUCK HARD TACK we don't even NEED IT ANYMORE
  16. @breakmyarms Your ex-girlfriend is Beyonce? The music video is a cosmetic ad? Oh wait, here is a proper video. It looks neat.
  17. Having Impress These Apes withdrawal. It's weird to be able to concentrate on work without having to invent a Rap song or something. #apes4
  18. How do you explain a copy of Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance buried in the split skull of a Jersey is all I'm sayin'. Thx SABRINA.
  19. But they are estranged, so she is like WHATEVS and she drops the book OUT OF THE BALLOON and all I could think of is what if it hit a cow?!
  20. In the movie, 7th Heaven is Mellisa Joan Hart's dad and he gives her a copy of Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, in a hot air balloon