kiamatthews
I almost got caught dancing in the elevator today.
| I am 26 and I own 2 pair of pajama pants. One has sheep, the other has teddy bears and stars. It's quite shameful, actually. |
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| @geekandahalf You can absolutely get a what-what. ALRIGHT! Those child molestor glasses, the bulk, the buzz cut. Stick it in, pls. |
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| @geekandahalf Robert Pattinson (Cedric Diggory) is the main vampire. So yes, you should care cuz that boy fine. |
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| "Remnants of nonsense" is the best thing from Project Runway this season. |
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| I don't like sirens. Not one bit. |
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| My current state of hunger is outweighed by my constant state of laziness. |
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| Dark Knight was great. Haters to the left. |
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| Trying out the twitterific app. So far so good. |
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| Watching a movie at my desk. No work to do so I might as well enjoy myself. |
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| Andrew Roddick - get it together plz. |
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| New Sean Cody yay! With Devin double yay!! |
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| I just downloaded Skype. No idea why. I don't really know anyone outside of the states. I'm dumb. |
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| I want IHOP in the worst way right now. |
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| THE TIDE STICK IS THE BEST THING EVER INVENTED |
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| Why is Gavin Rossdale sitting in Federer's box? |
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| Federer isn't even trying. |
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| Food coma like a motherfucker over here.... just had family style (gluttonous) dinner at Maggiano's. I ate 900 pounds of food. |
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| @sarahashley Walking home at night in DC, you will only meet the departure of your money, iPod, and possibly your life. |
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| Running late. Can it really be considered late if I do it everyday? Now it's just running on time for being late to work. |
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