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Who's spending their night on the sofa in luxurious Old Navy pajamas watching Twilight??? #hugeloser6:02 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
Sitting on my balcony in my pajamas drankin Miller lites and smoking ciggies. Amazing Saturday.10:11 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
Destroyed. http://yfrog.com/5f3e7j #I'mAFatass8:46 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
I got half a loaf of bread that needs to be used soon - the amount of French Toast I am about to make is OBSCENE. #gluttony7:45 AM Jun 27th from Tweetie
I'm torn between wanting this mild toothache to go away and wanting it to get worse so mama can get her hands on some legal narcotics.12:46 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
@mattlanger Please god let it be a dude.12:48 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to mattlanger
@mattlanger Techno Miley or Attack Attack for the rest of your life?8:48 PM Jun 21st from web in reply to mattlanger
I'm still in bed and don't plan on getting out any time soon. #hatersgonhate8:39 AM Jun 21st from Tweetie
CHINESE FOOD FAIL. This shit looks like lettuce and chicken in semen. Pukezilla.2:17 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
I've smelled dog shit in 3 different locations this morning... Starting to wonder if it's me.5:32 AM Jun 17th from Twitterrific
AT&T is some bullshit. This contract shit is NOT OK.12:44 PM Jun 8th from Tweetie
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THESE FUCKING COMPANIES AND THEIR APPS GIVE ME THE 411 ON THE HARDWARE APPLE JESUS H11:32 AM Jun 8th from Tweetie
Hey baby...something something...RAMming your ports. #robotpickuplines4:45 PM Jun 5th from web
I am going on a "date" tonight and all I can think about is how terribly it's going to go. I've got problems, y'all.11:39 AM Jun 4th from Tweetie
I'm pretty sure "precious" is not a word one should say whilst watching porn....7:55 AM May 31st from web
We made top 8 out of 56 teams at the World Series of Flip Cup. Poor showing.6:44 PM May 30th from web
Woke up and came directly downstairs to eat. Didn't pass any mirrors. Mistakenly opened Photobooth. What has been seen can not be unseen.6:59 AM May 30th from Tweetie
I am not feeling this humidity. God hates BLACK PEOPLE! #INeedAWeave12:32 PM May 29th from Tweetie
@kapi and @topherchris Mutual j/o iChat video sesh or GTFO11:55 AM May 28th from Tweetie
@kapi whatever Kapster stop trying to steal my idea.9:40 AM May 28th from Tweetie in reply to kapi