khren
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Lots of options for this weekend. I could watch New Moon or punch myself repeatedly in the crotch. Both equally fun.
5:00 AM Nov 20th
from twidroid
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Two signs your lunch was awesome: you used 10+ napkins and you threw the box away outside your office for fear of remnant bad smells.
10:20 AM Nov 19th
from Brizzly
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I have a lot of beard envy. If I don't shave every other day, I look like a hobo. If I don't shave for a week, I look like a hobo werewolf.
10:07 AM Nov 18th
from Brizzly
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@ Or even, "How much wood would Wood chuck if Wood could get wood?"
6:10 AM Nov 17th
from twidroid
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@ Or would it be, "Who's got wood? Not Wood."
6:06 AM Nov 17th
from twidroid
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@ What if that patient was there for erectile disfunction? Then could you ask the nurses, "Has Wood got wood?"
4:20 AM Nov 17th
from twidroid
in reply to jyeager85
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Someone just got a salad at Subway. I have no idea why anyone would do that.
9:13 AM Nov 12th
from twidroid
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Wow, indeed. I dare Mr. Beck to make less sense. RT @: Have you ever read a tweet from Glenn Beck? Wow.
12:27 PM Nov 10th
from Brizzly
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The very existence of the piece-of-crap roller-ball mouse at work irks me to no end. Using it daily makes me want to chop off my hand.
7:49 AM Nov 10th
from Brizzly
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Why is "Enhance pointer precision" an option in the Windows XP mouse control panel? Who wouldn't want more precise mouse movement?
7:44 AM Nov 10th
from Brizzly
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I'm going to wear a sign that says, "Yes it's a nice day," so that people will make small talk with me about something else.
9:31 AM Nov 9th
from twidroid
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Memo. To: Teenage girls walking slowly in front of me talking on cellphones. Re: Being in my way. Message body: Get the fuck out of my way!
9:11 AM Nov 9th
from twidroid
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This is some crazy shit. Be sure to watch the video on Youtube, linked at the end of the article. Poor deer.
7:19 AM Nov 9th
from web
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After several brushes, flossing, and mouthwashing, it is clear I and anyone I talk to today will enjoy the Afghan meal I had last night.
4:17 AM Nov 9th
from twidroid
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Lady just told me my bag is cute. Slightly emasculated, but mostly giddy and happy someone noticed my totally rad Gama-Go bag.
9:22 AM Nov 6th
from twidroid
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Trying to walk from 18 and Pennsylvania to 14 and Pennsylvania. I think there may be a house of some sort in my way.
9:04 AM Nov 6th
from twidroid
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My desire for the new Aspire Revo computer is both high and ludicrous, making it very likely that I will get one.
7:30 AM Nov 6th
from twidroid
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For the amount of money I pay for shaving razors, they should give me: a) more than 3 days of use; b) handjobs.
4:56 AM Nov 6th
from twidroid
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Woman arguing loudly against government healthcare. I hope she has enough insurance to cover the punch in the mouth coming her way.
12:59 PM Nov 5th
from twidroid
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Am I the only one who runs through Metro turnstyles for fear that the gates will close too quickly and squash my nuts?
12:55 PM Nov 5th
from twidroid
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- Name Seth Yeager
- Location Alexandria, VA
- Web http://khren.word...
- Bio Russophile, geek, and a misanthrope
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