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  1. Lots of options for this weekend. I could watch New Moon or punch myself repeatedly in the crotch. Both equally fun.
  2. Two signs your lunch was awesome: you used 10+ napkins and you threw the box away outside your office for fear of remnant bad smells.
  3. I have a lot of beard envy. If I don't shave every other day, I look like a hobo. If I don't shave for a week, I look like a hobo werewolf.
  4. @jyeager85 Or even, "How much wood would Wood chuck if Wood could get wood?"
  5. @jyeager85 Or would it be, "Who's got wood? Not Wood."
  6. @jyeager85 What if that patient was there for erectile disfunction? Then could you ask the nurses, "Has Wood got wood?"
  7. Someone just got a salad at Subway. I have no idea why anyone would do that.
  8. Wow, indeed. I dare Mr. Beck to make less sense. RT @gruber: Have you ever read a tweet from Glenn Beck? Wow. http://bit.ly/4itx6U
  9. The very existence of the piece-of-crap roller-ball mouse at work irks me to no end. Using it daily makes me want to chop off my hand.
  10. Why is "Enhance pointer precision" an option in the Windows XP mouse control panel? Who wouldn't want more precise mouse movement?
  11. I'm going to wear a sign that says, "Yes it's a nice day," so that people will make small talk with me about something else.
  12. Memo. To: Teenage girls walking slowly in front of me talking on cellphones. Re: Being in my way. Message body: Get the fuck out of my way!
  13. This is some crazy shit. Be sure to watch the video on Youtube, linked at the end of the article. Poor deer. http://bit.ly/1fz8A5
  14. After several brushes, flossing, and mouthwashing, it is clear I and anyone I talk to today will enjoy the Afghan meal I had last night.
  15. Lady just told me my bag is cute. Slightly emasculated, but mostly giddy and happy someone noticed my totally rad Gama-Go bag.
  16. Trying to walk from 18 and Pennsylvania to 14 and Pennsylvania. I think there may be a house of some sort in my way.
  17. My desire for the new Aspire Revo computer is both high and ludicrous, making it very likely that I will get one.
  18. For the amount of money I pay for shaving razors, they should give me: a) more than 3 days of use; b) handjobs.
  19. Woman arguing loudly against government healthcare. I hope she has enough insurance to cover the punch in the mouth coming her way.
  20. Am I the only one who runs through Metro turnstyles for fear that the gates will close too quickly and squash my nuts?