khren
- I'm going to wear a sign that says, "Yes it's a nice day," so that people will make small talk with me about something else.about 9 hours ago from twidroid
- Memo. To: Teenage girls walking slowly in front of me talking on cellphones. Re: Being in my way. Message body: Get the fuck out of my way!about 9 hours ago from twidroid
- This is some crazy shit. Be sure to watch the video on Youtube, linked at the end of the article. Poor deer. about 11 hours ago from web
- After several brushes, flossing, and mouthwashing, it is clear I and anyone I talk to today will enjoy the Afghan meal I had last night.about 14 hours ago from twidroid
- Lady just told me my bag is cute. Slightly emasculated, but mostly giddy and happy someone noticed my totally rad Gama-Go bag.9:22 AM Nov 6th from twidroid
- Trying to walk from 18 and Pennsylvania to 14 and Pennsylvania. I think there may be a house of some sort in my way.9:04 AM Nov 6th from twidroid
- My desire for the new Aspire Revo computer is both high and ludicrous, making it very likely that I will get one.7:30 AM Nov 6th from twidroid
- For the amount of money I pay for shaving razors, they should give me: a) more than 3 days of use; b) handjobs.4:56 AM Nov 6th from twidroid
- Woman arguing loudly against government healthcare. I hope she has enough insurance to cover the punch in the mouth coming her way.12:59 PM Nov 5th from twidroid
- Am I the only one who runs through Metro turnstyles for fear that the gates will close too quickly and squash my nuts?12:55 PM Nov 5th from twidroid
- I can't help but feel a little insulted when the automatic bathroom air freshener goes off as soon as I walk in.12:49 PM Nov 5th from twidroid
- I haven't read much news the last few days. I'm suffering from information underload.12:53 PM Nov 4th from twidroid
- "Next on your local news: weird shit happening to crazy people."3:12 PM Nov 3rd from web
- @ Yes, I'm taking a training class all this week for work. Your retaliation idea is good and unlikely to land me in prison.8:19 AM Nov 3rd from twidroid in reply to vanillary
- Teacher keeps saying 'guesstimate'. I need a proportional response; I am considering choking him with his necktie.6:24 AM Nov 3rd from twidroid
- Local politician handing out information outside Metro. In pink Uggs. Lost my vote.4:13 AM Nov 2nd from twidroid
- Meb Keflezighi!12:51 PM Nov 1st from twidroid
- The fact that I'm not alone in my feelings keeps me following @ RT @: Mr. October (with love) 11:07 AM Oct 30th from Brizzly
- In good Halloween-related news, my boss's daughter is going as a vampire pirate, which may be the coolest costume idea ever.5:15 AM Oct 30th from twidroid
- A perfect example of the wussification of America
. At my office, they aren't even calling it Halloween; it's Harvest!5:03 AM Oct 30th from Brizzly
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- Name Seth Yeager
- Location Alexandria, VA
- Web http://khren.word...
- Bio Russophile, geek, and a misanthrope
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